Lezy's english subtitles

Здесь плюкане демонстрируют свои творческие достижения. (Пацаки выступают в клетках и с цаком).

Модераторы: Плюкане, Эцилоппы

Lezy's english subtitles

Сообщение Господин ПЖ » 11-06, 00:23

The english subtitles from lezy@front.ru
http://www.lezy.front.ru/download/txt/subtitles.htm

Via Konstantin Kosov.


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Moscow Film

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Music & Comedy Films Union

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present movie

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Kin-Dza-Dza!

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Director: Georgiy Daneliya

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-Ku-u-u-u

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-Ku-u-u-u

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-Y-y-y-y

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-Hello
-Hello

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-What is news?
-The tubes ripped at Manokhin's building object.

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Song by TV:
"... dances & sings,
kisses everybody, who lives happy..."

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Song by TV:
"Mama, Mama, what shall we do,
when the hard winter will come?"

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Song by TV:
"I don't have a warm kerchief,
I don't have a winter coat..."

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-Where is our "excellent" pupil?
-Our "excellent" pupil is going for a walk.

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-Vovka, Go, buy bread, I forgot to buy it. OK?
Buy macaroni also...

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-Comrade. That man says that he is E.T.
We need to do something.

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-Call 03 (ambulance car).
-I'll call, but he is barefooted. He'll catch a cold.

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-Hello!
-Hello!

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-Excuse me, I smell bad. It's cold. I took this at iron box.
-Well done!

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-Friend! Could you tell me number your planet in TENTURA
or number of your Galaxy in spiral?

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-You see, I muddled up button & now I can return home.
-We don't know the number. We forgot, dear. The guy call to
directory inquiries now, & we'll wait him in bakery, OK?

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-While dress this...
-Thank you... Hear, friends! No bakery, no directory
inquiries!

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-This is my planet... ULUZUM, 247 in TENTURA, Galaxy BETA in
spiral.

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-This is a device for transference in space...

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-What button do I need to press to move on my planet?

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You see, the time is relative. Do you understand it at least?

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-OK. I have a suggestion: we'll press a button & move on your planet.
If device will not work, you'll move with us, where we'll move you. OK?

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-No! It's impossible.... You must know...
-Yes! It's possible...

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-Ah, what do you see? Eh?
-Sand...

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-It means, that the affair has done!..

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-The billy goat with hole stayed there, didn't he? Eh?

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-Calmly, calmly only...

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-A Sun is here. A sand is here. Gravitation is here.

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-Where are we? We're on Earth... or...
-Or?

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-No! Lets think that we're on Earth at a desert... OK?

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-Karakums? Eh? What deserts do we still have?

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-Gobi, Sahara...
-Well, I said "we have"!

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-We still have Kyzylkums.
-No. Lets think, that it's Karakums. Eh?

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-Well, Sun is on west... It means that Ashhabad-city
is there. Clear? Lets go!

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-Go! Go!

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-Comrade! What is you name?

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-My name is Vladimir Nikolaevich.
-My name is Gedevan.

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-Very nicely...

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-There is a bottle in your bag. Is it wine?
-No. It's a grape vinegar.

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-I have a garden-stuff also.
-Wonderful.

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-Vladimir Nikolaevich, do you remember the number?
The man with my socks told it to us.
-No.

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-May be he moved from planet with the number & we're on his plane. Eh?
-Hear, Violinist! We may guess, but We'll not find out truth.

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-We have already selected the direction & we're going.
First of all, we need to get to water. Clear?

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-Vladimir Nikolaevich, I want to shoe my mules.
-Chut! Shoe 'em!

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-In this case you must stop!

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-What time is it now?
-4:00

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-a.m.?
-a.m...

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-Do you delay?
-It's no good... I called from airport & said that I
should come in an hour... But I'm here...

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-Do you study in a conservatory?
-No, It's an alien violin.

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-It's prof Rogozin's violin. They shew concert to us &
forgot to take violin in air-plane.

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-Did they have banket?
-No. They had dinner...

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-Ah... Are you from Tbilisy? (capitol of Georgia)
-I'm from Batumy-city.

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-I thought that I should return the violin & catch the train.
I study in Ivanovo-town in textile institute.
-Aha...

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-At first, I tried to enter in diplomatic institute, but there
they said me, that ...
-Hist.

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-At first, I tryed to enter in diplomatic institute, but there
they said me, that ...
-Hist.

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-Heigh! Heigh!

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-KU!

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-It's a human.

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-KU!

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-KU...
-Hello...

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-KU-U-U!

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-It's a capitalistic country.

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-KU! KU! KU! KU! KU! Y-Y-Y-Y-Y! KU! KU! KU! KU!

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-Do you speak foreign language?
-I speak English & French a little?

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-Tell them, that we don't have money.

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-Chut! Tell them, we need to pay them.
-Gentleman, sorry! We haven't money. Now! (Eng)

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-KU...

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-Hello! We are tourists. We lost our group. Could you
move us to city? There we'll get outside of our problems
ourself... Translate them.

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-Do you speak English? (Eng)
-KU-U?

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-Do you speak French? (Fr)
-KU!

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-Hello.

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-Do you speak English? (Eng) Do you speak French? (Fr)
Do you speak German? (German)

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-KU?

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-CHATL?

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-We don't have money. The guide has our money, documents,
exchange...

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-You see, It has happened so... We estrange ourself from our
group & lost track of it in sand...
-KYU.

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-Take it. It's warm.

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-KU.
-Excuse me. What do you mean?

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-KU.
-Do you want my hat? Please...

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-It's not allowed. I can't give it to you...

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-There is nothing there.
-Open.

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-It's not a wine. It's a vinegar.
-KU!

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-E-E-E... KYU.
-It's vinegary, isn't it?

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-E-E-E... E-E-E...

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-Friend! Have we already come to understanding? Will
you move us?

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-Violinist, move quickly!

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-I say, move us to the nearest town. There we'll
find our way.
-KU!

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-Do you want jersey, don't you?

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-Contagion...

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-It's good, that I didn't give violin to them...

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-It's good, that I didn't give violin to them...

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-It has just become shame them...

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-KATSE! KATSE! KATSE!
-What is "KATSE"?

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-KATSE. KATSE.

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-It seems to me, that he wants a match.

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-Do you want a match?
-KATSE.

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-Take it!

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-KU?

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-Do you want whole box?
-KU.

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-If you'll move us, then we'll give KU to you.

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-No any letters. No any "made in".
-KU!

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-Excuse me, I don't understand...
-KU!

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-Do you speak Turkish? (mix Eng&Germ)
-KYU!

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-KU-U!

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-What do they want?
-They want KU.

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-TSAK!
-Thank you...

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-TSAK.
-He wants, that I'll insert the bell in my nose.

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-No, don't do it.

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-TSAK! TSAK.

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-I'll insert, Vladimir Nokolaevich. You see...
-Do it.

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-TSAK! TSAK! TSAK. TSAK...

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-OK. You have already blandished me.

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-DZIN', DZIN'.

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-KU.

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-KU-U-U!

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-KU.

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-KU?
-KU.

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-KU?
-KU!

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-KU-U.
-KU.

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-I'll light up. Allow me...

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-KATSE! KATSE! KATSE!
-Hist! Hist! Hist!

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-KATSE!

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-Vladimir Nokolaevich, May be, just the same, we're on...
-Yes, they're typical Martians.

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-KYU.

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-Lucy, dear, contagion, why did you need macaroni?

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-Well... You speak Russian. Why did you need to suppress?

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-But we don't suppress. It's very difficult to study language,
when you think in different languages.

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-And this PATSAK every time speak languages, but he doesn't
know their continue. What are you looking, 'maymuna,
verishvilo'?

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-Ah, they speak Georgian...
-What has he just say?
-Monkey, son of jackass.

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-Well, we're tourists from USSR. Our people know, where we're.
They're looking for us. If you'll not give facilities of connection
with our embassy to us, you'll get big problems. Clear?

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-TSAK!
-KU-U-U...

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-We don't understand "embassy". Insert TSAK. Quickly!

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-Well, you understand "macoroni", you understand "maymuna", but
you don't "embassy". Eh? Stop sklent! Clear?

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-You thought about macaroni, but I said only. It's not Earth &
it's not Africa, dear. It's PLYUK planet, 215 in TENTURA. It's
Galaxy Kin-Dza-Dza in spiral. Clear?

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-Hail... We came...
-Insert bell, dear... Insert. Well done.

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-KU.

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-Excuse me. Where have we just arrived?
-Hist! She has delicate ears. Do you know TENTURA of your palnet?

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-TENTURA?
-Well, Tell number of your Galaxy in spiral.

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-In spiral?
-In spiral, in spiral...
-Yes, yes.

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-Do you know where Earth is? There're planets Venus, Saturn, Mars,
Jupiter there... What is else, Vladimir Nikolaevich?
-Big Bear.

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-Vladimir Nikolaevich, come here.

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-Are there matches on your planet?
-Well. Yes.

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-How many matches will you give to us, if we'll move you there?

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-Well, How many do you need?
-2 whole boxes.

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-7!
-7.

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-Give the box, that you have. now. I'll buy GRAVITSAPPA by them.
-Excuse me, what is "GRAVITSAPPA"?

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-Well, Without GRAVITSAPPA PEPELATS can fly so. But with GRAVITSAPPA
it can fly in any point of Universal over 5 seconds.

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-Guys. How do you move the PEPELATS from garage without GRAVITSAPPA?
It's no good.

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-We had GRAVITSAPPA. But when we arrived here, it was stoled.
-Aha, yes.

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-Excuse me, do you have a device for transference in space?
-No.
-No.

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-Give me the matches.
-Give me water.

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-KYU! KYU-YU. KY...
-KYU! KYU.

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-Like this. Like this. Pah! Like this. Pah! Like this. Pah!
-It's yours. Smoke like this.
-Thank you...

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-KU! KU!
-He said, that there was GRAVITSAPPA.

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-Put your matches here.
-When you'll move us to Earth, then I'll give you this...
-What do mean?

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-Lets go, violinist, in open cosmos.

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-Stop. Give them to me. Give them to me!
-You'll get them on Earth.

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-Vladimir Nikolaevich, you said that you would give all to us,
if we should move you. But you stole our match. PATSAK doesn't
beguile PATSAK. It's no good, dear...

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-I said if you would move us to town.
-But, What is it?
-It's a barn.

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-But, What is it? But, What is it? It isn't a town here, is it?
-Don't twitch!

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-Show GRAVITSAPPA. If it's brand good, we'll buy.

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-PATSAK! Which stupid will take contraband KATSE with third
persons? The judgement is lifelong ETSIH with nails! Is there
a brain or KYU in your head?

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-We'll buy ourself. Lets go.

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-Stop! I said "stop"!

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-Who are you? I asked "who are you?" Eh?

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-I'm incomer-foreman.
-No. You're PATSAK.

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-And who are you?
-I'm Georgian.

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-No. You're PATSAK too. You're PATSAK. You're PATSAK. And
he is PATSAK. But I'm CHATLAN. And they're CHATLANs.
Because, insert TSAK & stay in PEPELATS. Clear?

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-What?
-Look at my visator, dear...

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-What is color? It's green. Look at him. It's green again.
And you're too.

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-Now look at Uef. It's orange, isn't it? Because he's CHATLAN.
Chut! Clear?
-What is this?

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-PLYUK is CHALANs' planet, because we, PATSAKs, need to insert
TSAKS.
-Yes! Also you need to do like this before us, CHATLANs...

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-Vladimir Nikolaevich, this is a real racism.

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-Please, show again...
-Like this!

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-Be so kind, show a slowly...
-Like this.

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-Be so kind, show a slowly...
-Like this.

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-Vladivir Nokolaevich, you have wife, son-bad pupil at home. You
hasn't paid for apartment yet. And you're joking... It will finish
bad, dear...

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-Take it...

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-OK, violinist, let's play their game...
-Well done. Now give a match to Uef. He'll by GRAVITSAPPA.

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-He said, that I needed to give him all matches.
-It was joke.
-You're "canty" guys...

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-KU!
-Wait. KU. We'll go together.

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-Don't show them your KATSEs. Don't think about them. Show them my
KATSE. Don't give them more than half-match. The GRAVITSAPPA costs
half-match.

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-Your PATSAK said, that it cost 1 KATSE.
-Hist. And he joked too.

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-The type of cement is "300", isn't it?

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-PATSAK, remember: Give them half of a match or less.
-OK.

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-Excuse me, are PATSAKs & CHATLANs nationalities?
-No.

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-...biological factors?
-No.

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-...persons from other planets?
-No.

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-What is difference?
-Do you, Violinist, have daltonism? Can you discern green from
orange? "Tourist"...

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00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:14,000
-Wow! It's a "skyscraper".
-Go! Go!

197
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:24,000
-KU!

198
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:32,000
-KU!.. Do, as I instructed you...
-Hello, citizen.

199
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:36,000
-Don't you feel cold in coat? Eh?

200
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:53,000
-They don't let me enter. They let you enter along. Don't
give them KATSE, bring GRAVITSAPPA here, I'll look...
-KU?

201
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,00
-Go...

202
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,00
-No!
-We're together!
-No!

203
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:12,00
-Vladimir Nikolaevich, tell him!
-OK. Wait me here.

204
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:21,00
-Don't walk away only!

205
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:45,00
-Hello. How are you?

206
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:57,00
-You say, that I must curtsey... Well, for ladies only...

207
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:06,00
-What's news on PLYUK?
-Give KATSE & you'll get GRAVITSAPPA.

208
00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:22,00
-Half match?
-Half match

209
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:27,00
-May, I'll look?
-Look.

210
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:50,00
-You know, I'm not a expert for the GRAVITSAPPAs. Let's
go & show it to my CHATLAN. He'll check.
-Anon. We'll install TSAPA only.

211
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:11,00
-Does your throat ache?

212
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,00
-It's a water...

213
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:26,00
-I have a suggestion. I'll give you end of the KATSE,
and you'll give me 2 bottles of water. OK?
-OK.

214
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:39,500
-Do you have food?
-Stir-about...

215
00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:47,000
-What is the stir-about?
-Plastic...

216
00:34:52,000 --> 00:35:04,000
-OK. I'll give you the whole KATSE, & you'll give me
5 bottles of water & kilo of stir-about.

217
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:10,000
-What is this?
-This is KATSE.

218
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,000
-I need to check them again...
-Well, check them!

219
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:20,500
-KU-U!

220
00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:37,500
-Heigh! Wait a second!
-Anon...

221
00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:12,000
-Violinist! Can you get matches on Earth?
-Yes, I can.

222
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:23,500
-If you'll expectorate farther than me, then I'll give
you half-CHATL. You see... the feature.

223
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:28,500
-If I'll expectorate farther than you, then you'll give
3 matches on Earth...

224
00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:38,500
-Clear?
-No...

225
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:47,500
-It's a very easy game. I'll give you half-CHATL. You'll
give me 3 matches on Earth. Take it. Expectorate, son.
-Thank you. I don't want.

226
00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:57,500
-OK. You'll give me 1 match, I'll give you 3 CHATLs,
yellow inexpressible & the bisque. Let's do it!
-No.

227
00:36:57,500 --> 00:37:01,500
-...blue inexpressible...
-Mister Uef, I'll do nothing at any conditions.

228
00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:12,750
-Is it your last word? Why have you just made me confused?
"Maimuna, verishvilo!" (Georgian).

229
00:37:12,750 --> 00:37:22,000
-Mister Uef! I'm an ambassador of civilized planet & I
require that you'll shepherd for your vocabulary! Eh.

230
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:50,500
-Where are they?
-Who?

231
00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:58,500
-Chut! The guy with a scar. I'm a stupid, I gave him all
my matches...
-A-a-a!

232
00:38:56,500 --> 00:39:05,500
-KU! KU! KU. KU.
-Y-Y-Y-Y... Y-Y-Y-Y...

233
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:09,500
-Stop, guys. Have done...

234
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:20,000
-Have done! What's "have done"? I told him many times, that
we need to fly in Center. But he is avaricious, as all
CHATLANS - "It will be cheaper at 2 CHATLS!" - KU!

235
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:30,000
-Well, I still have one. As I understand, it's enough for
GRAVITSAPPA.

236
00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:37,000
-Give it to me. Here.
-Why?
-I'll buy GRAVITSAPPA.

237
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:42,500
-And where?
-There, in Center.

238
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:50,000
-How will you move us on Earth, if you don't know Galaxy,
where it is?

239
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:56,000
-Every planetarium in Center give us number of your planet
at 2 CHATLS, stupid!

240
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:00,750
-Give me the match. Chut!
-...and you'll engulf us of sand, will not you?

241
00:40:00,750 --> 00:40:06,000
-Does it mean, that you will not give us the match?
-No, I will not.
-Is it your last word?

242
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:11,000
-There is no later!

243
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:18,000
-In the case, adieu, dear.

244
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:30,000
-They will fly away, Vladimir Nikolaevich...
-No, they will not. They will strangle themselves
for a match.

245
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:44,750
-Or you'll give us the match, or we'll not move
you on Earth at less than 7 match boxes!

246
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:54,500
-2000.
-3000.

247
00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:58,000
-2300.
-3000.

248
00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:11,500
-2500. I can't give you more...
-You can, dear.

249
00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:26,000
-Mister Bi, I have 50 roubles, a box of matches
costs 2 kopecks. It means, that I can buy 2500...

250
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:32,000
-Violinist has just sklented. He has more CHATLs.

251
00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:42,000
-Mister Uef, As for you, I'm not "Violinist". My name
is Gedevan Alexandrovich.

252
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:56,000
-What is there? Engine?
-It's not your business! Gedevan Alexandrovich...

253
00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:04,000
-Gedevan, Let's knot this rogues & go to north.

254
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:11,000
-Why?
-May be, the Mediterranean is there?

255
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:21,500
-Are you OK, Vladimir Nikolaevich? Where are seas
on PLYUK? The LUTS was made from them long ago.

256
00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:28,500
-Excuse me, what was made?
-Fuel, Violinist, fuel...

257
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:34,750
-Take it. You owe 6140 match boxes.
-Why do you owe so many?

258
00:42:34,750 --> 00:42:44,750
-You scoffed stir-about, you're drinking water. And
the affair...
-Forget about the affair, we'll not take the affair. Put down.

259
00:42:52,500 --> 00:43:03,000
-Let's take it. We'll bring whatever. Who will believe us?
-Chut, part with violin, if you like it.

260
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:12,000
-The violin is Italian. It was made in 18-th century. It costs
1000 roubles, or may be more. How shall I square up?
-KU...

261
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
-KU.

262
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:29,750
-Violinist, stop to think that you're 1-st Georgian cosmonaut &
you'll get Nobel's premium. It will be better if you'll return
a spoon that you stole among poor artists.

263
00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:35,000
-I didn't think so...

264
00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:43,250
-I wanted to check in institute of (color) metals. May be
something new is there...

265
00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:55,000
-Heaven, heavens hasn't seen yet so reproachful PATSAK as you,
Violinist. I'm mourning very inly.

266
00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:01,000
-Where are you going?
-In the lavatory.

267
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:08,000
-It's not allowed to go to lavatory with money. Put down it here,
Gedevan Alexandrovich.

268
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:49,000
-KATSE is very expensive, dear...
-Why?

269
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:58,000
-Well, as for your Earth, how do you understand that who & how
many times must curtsey?
-Well, It's on view.

270
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:17,000
-Savages! Hear, I like you & I'll teach you. If I have a few
KATSE, then I may wear yellow inexpressible. And PATSAK must
curtsey 2 times instead of 1 time.

271
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:41,000
-If I have many KATSE, then I may wear crimson inexpressible, and
PATSAK must curtsey 2 times, and CHATLAN must do KU. And ETSELOPP
may not beat me at night, never...

272
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:52,000
-I have a suggestion, dear. if you'll give the match right now, then we'll
bring yellow inexpressible later. OK?

273
00:45:52,000 --> 00:46:03,000
-Thank you, I already have one. May be Violinist need them? Violinist!
Here E.T.s are trading in inexpressible... Yellow. Do you need them?

274
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:07,000
-There is no Violinist there, dear.
-How? No?
-I catapulted him.

275
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:15,000
-Don't worry, Vladimir Nickolaevich. We have another catapult. New.
All the same, that packed up.
-I didn't understand...

276
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:25,000
-I pressed on KAPA & he flew away. And Violinist is needless, dear.
We spend extra fuel for him only...

277
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:41,750
-Turn back!
-It's impossible...
-LUTS is finished. We need to fly to LUTS station.

278
00:46:41,750 --> 00:46:46,000
-Turn back! I'll burn up the match!

279
00:46:48,250 --> 00:47:09,000
-Gedeva-a-a-an! Violini-i-ist! Violinist!

280
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:21,000
-Chut, where is he?
-We said you. The ETSELOPPs caught him.

281
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:28,000
-Lets fly, dear.
-It's not enough to kill you!..

282
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:36,500
-Contact with the ETSELOPPs by walkie-talkie!
-We don't have walkie-talkie. We discarded it.
-I'll come & test...

283
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:41,500
-ETSELOPP!

284
00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:51,500
-Insert TSAK, quickly...

285
00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:56,500
-Insert TSAK.
-No, I'll not.

286
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:07,000
-KU!
-KU.

287
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:14,000
-Insert, he'll TRANGLYUKT and you and the match.

288
00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:23,500
-KU.

289
00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:40,500
-KU?

290
00:49:05,750 --> 00:49:12,500
-Hello. Hear friend, we lost a guy here. Did you
see him?
-KU-U?

291
00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:17,500
-What?

292
00:49:27,250 --> 00:49:37,500
-Ah! Excuse me, I forgot... They said, that you
had caught him.
-KU-U...

293
00:50:12,250 --> 00:50:24,500
-I told you that Violinist was needless. How shall
we buy LUTS? How? How?

294
00:50:24,500 --> 00:50:34,500
-Well, you're so contagion, dear...
-He is worse. He is just KYU.

295
00:50:48,750 --> 00:51:05,500
-Ah-y-y-y-y... Aaa... Y-y-y-y... y-y-y-y-y...
-Pshaw!
-Y-y-y-y-y... Y-y-y-y-y...

296
00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:15,500
-I have a suggestion. We'll find Violinist & fly
to goverment...
-Bring sand, dear...

297
00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:36,000
-We'll tell who we're, where we're from. They'll give us
GRAVITSAPPA. After we'll organize reciprocal commerce. You'll
sell us yellow inexpressible and we'll sell you KATSE.

298
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:46,000
-If you're going to fly to the government then you need to
have GRAVITSAPPA. The government is on another planet, dear.

299
00:52:27,750 --> 00:52:36,000
-Uncle Vova! I'm here! Here.

300
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:53,500
-Violinist!
-What?
-Where is ... my ... I forgot name...

301
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:58,750
-TSAK?
-Chut?

302
00:52:58,500 --> 00:53:00,750
-I have it.
-Give it to me.

303
00:53:00,750 --> 00:53:05,750
-Why do you need it here?
-Chut! Give it to me, I tell you!

304
00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:15,750
-There is nobody here... It's mine.
-In the case, keep it for readiness.

305
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:39,750
-Are you sleeping?
-No.

306
00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:50,000
-Don't despond, Violinist. It GRAVITSAPPA is on PLYUK then
we'll get it. We got more difficult things.

307
00:53:52,750 --> 00:53:57,500
-Calmly!

308
00:53:57,500 --> 00:54:03,500
-Heigh! Stop!
-KU!
-Hear! Move us to Center!

309
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:12,500
-PATSAK, stop!
-What?
-Don't close in. What do you want?

310
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,250
-Move us to Center!..
-3 CHATLES.

311
00:54:16,250 --> 00:54:21,500
-We don't have money! But we'll work out!
-What can you do?

312
00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:25,250
-I? I can do everything!
-And short?

313
00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:35,500
-Vladimir Nikolayevich is builder, foreman. We'll build
a house for you!
-And what can you do?

314
00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:40,500
-I?
-He can play at the violin!

315
00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:48,750
-Play... Play.
-I can't!
-Buy, PATSAKs.

316
00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:55,500
-Citizen! Wait! I can!
-Play!

317
00:54:55,750 --> 00:55:00,500
-Here?
-There!

318
00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:25,500
-Wait... I'll turn on sound...

319
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:33,500
-Play.

320
00:55:33,500 --> 00:55:42,500
-And sing.
-Wait, wait...

321
00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:51,000
-How it was... Mama, Mama, what shall we do...
-Class!

322
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:54,500
-What?
-I said class.

323
00:55:54,500 --> 00:56:00,000
-People like it.
-What?
People like it!

324
00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:12,000
-Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-Y-Y-Y...

325
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:16,500
-Y! Y!
-Y!

326
00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:19,500
-Y! No...

327
00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:24,500
-Let's, I'll drub.
-How?

328
00:56:24,750 --> 00:56:35,500
-Foreman! Violinist is needless!
-it doesn't matter, he'll not cramp. Give us to drink, eh?

329
00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:47,500
-I said that you would get after appearance.
-We could take ourself, by the strong arm. In the case you
would cry for.

330
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:52,500
-Heyday! If you'll touch me then ETSELOPP fly here & kill you.
-I sneeze on your ETSELOPP.

331
00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:57,500
-Calmly, Violinist. Don't anger lady...

332
00:56:58,250 --> 00:57:03,000
-Foreman!

333
00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:15,000
-Look here.

334
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:20,000
-YKU-YKU-YKU-YKU-YKU-YKU-YYYYY YKU-YKU-YKU-YKU-YYYYY

335
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:30,000
-Well, I understood, understood. Understood. Hear. Do you know
somebody, who has GRAVITSAPPA & PEPELATS?
-Why?

336
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:36,000
-Well, if he'll move us to Earth then we'll give a packing-case
of KATSE to you & him...
-Eh!

337
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:42,000
-I understand, people here don't believe in words. But what am I
thinking now?

338
00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:50,000
-You're thinking, that your wife is calling in morgues now.
-No. What concrete am I thinking right now?

339
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:55,000
-You're thinking, that you'll part with matches.
-It means, that I don't lie.

340
00:57:55,000 --> 00:58:01,500
-Which stupid on PLY UK thinks truth? Nonsense.

341
00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:18,500
-You speak that, that you don't think, and think that, that you
don't speak. Because you sit in the cages. And also, the terrible
cataclysm watched by me & Vladimir Nikolayevich too...

342
00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:27,000
-It's a low, that PATSAKs must appear in cages. It means that you
must appear in the cage. Why do you oppose?
-Never mind, dear, we'll sing side by side.

343
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:34,740
-Chut, peep into the cage. He has just descried us. He'll TRANGLYUKT us!
-We're not animals.
-What???

344
00:58:34,750 --> 00:58:40,500
-Chut, you'll peep into the cage! Peep into the cage! Peep into the cage!
-Rip me out!
-Heigh! Heigh! Heigh! Stop!

345
00:58:40,500 --> 00:58:45,500
-KYU-YU!
-KU-U-U!

346
00:58:45,500 --> 00:59:00,500
-Peep into the cage! He'll flux us!
-OK. Lets peep into the cage, Violinist. She is so crying for.

347
00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:04,500
-One, two, three...

348
00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:12,500
-Dance!
-Dance... Y-KU, Y-KU...
-Know what, find another ensemble for yourself, uncle

349
00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:16,500
-What???

350
00:59:25,750 --> 00:59:30,000
-I'll be back now.

351
00:59:31,250 --> 00:59:39,000
-We need to escape. Guys, push the cart. There is ascension here.
-OK, we are always ready to help you in this.

351
00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:51,000
-Push accelerator!
-Buy, toads!

352
01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:28,500
-I'll tell to everybody that the buffoon PG made with PLANET!
PATSAKs sat on CHATLAN's heads (became the squirts)! KYU!

353
01:00:32,500 --> 01:00:42,500
-And what? Are all you things there?
-She stole my eau-de-Cologne.
-She is woman...

354
01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:54,000
-Well... Is lead there?
-Give it to me, uncle Vova.

355
01:01:29,750 --> 01:01:37,000
-I don't the side, where I need to see. Where is Earth?

356
01:01:53,000 --> 01:02:01,000
-Galina Borisovna! I & comrade Mashkov, as PATSAKs, could gain 2
CHATLs for appearance. It's a maximum.

357
01:01:01,000 --> 01:02:06,250
-Water, LUTS & ETSELOPPs' mulcts withdrew 1 CHATL per day. It's a
minimum.

358
01:01:06,250 --> 01:02:19,750
-The GRAVITSAPPA costs half of KATSE! It's 2200 CHATLs. if we'll
divide it at 356, minus weekends then we'll get 6. It means that I
couldn't be back before 6 years.

359
01:01:19,750 --> 01:02:28,000
-OK. But your story is words only, Gedevan Alexandrovich. Where is
case that you was back from space?

360
01:01:28,750 --> 01:02:34,250
-May be you sold the violin, as prof Rogozin said, & you worked as
DJ at dancing in Gagra-city?

361
01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:50,250
-This's a mineral. This's a CHATL. This's a TSAK. As for screw-nut,
& sand, I checked in the deanery to Raechka, that she would send
to UNESCO.

362
01:02:50,250 --> 01:02:55,250
-Where?
-To UNESCO.

363
01:02:55,250 --> 01:03:12,500
-You're adult, Gedevan Alexandrovich. You were studding 1 semester
only & you napood for years. Now you have shown up with a stone,
a fragment of ceramics from Kavkaz and a bell.

364
01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:29,000
-But you're claiming on... Well, If you can play then why didn't
you play at amateur talent groups of our institute? Excuse me,
Violinist, but it's elementary KU!

365
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:33,000
End of part 1.

366
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:37,000
Part 2.

367
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:50,000
Short CHATLAN-PATSAK dictionary.

368
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:55,000
KATSE - match
TSAK - bell for nose

3689
01:03:55,000 --> 01:04:03,750
ETSIH - box for prisoners
ETSELOPP - agent of official

369
01:04:03,750 --> 01:04:15,250
PEPELATS - starship
GRAVITSAPPA - component of engine of PEPELATS

370
01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:22,250
-KYU - allowed curse in society
KU - all another words

371
01:07:07,250 --> 01:07:09,500
-Hello!
-How-d'ye-do.

372
01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:14,500
-We didn't meet you so long!
-Bye!

373
01:07:14,500 --> 01:07:21,000
-Heigh! Second! We have a suggestion.
-What?
-What?

374
01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:33,000
-What are we thinking about you? Chut? Come into our minds.

375
01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:40,000
-Why do you accost us? What do you need? Do you have a conscience?
-And do you have?

376
01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:50,500
-We are poor, hapless, hungry artists! What did we do badly for
you? Why do you course us?

377
01:07:40,500 --> 01:08:02,500
-Give me your affair... Attune it...

378
01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:06,500
-Here you are. Let's go.

379
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:14,000
-One, two, three.

380
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:32,000
-Mama, Mama, what shall I do? KU.
Mama, Mama, How shall I live? YYYYYY!
Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, YYYY.

381
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:43,000
-I don't have a warm coat,
I don't have warm clothes.

382
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:52,750
-Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, YYYY.
Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, YYYY.

383
01:08:52,750 --> 01:08:57,500
-YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
-Shut up. You don't have an audition.

384
01:08:57,500 --> 01:09:14,500
-Mama, Mama, what shall I do? KU.
Mama, Mama, How shall I live? YYYYYY!
Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, Y-KU, YYYY.

385
01:09:14,500 --> 01:09:24,000
-KU! KU!

386
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:30,500
-Uncle Vova, Let's repeat!
-They like it...
-They understand.

387
01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:35,000
-One, two...
-ETSELOPP!!!

388
01:09:35,500 --> 01:09:40,500
-KU!
-KU!

389
01:09:57,500 --> 01:10:00,500
-Artists! Where is our hut?

390
01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:04,500
-PEPELATS?
-Yes.
-There...

391
01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:07,500
-LUTS is finished.
-What with you, contagion.

392
01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:23,500
-Violinist! What are you doing? Larrikin.
-Hear, don't disturb me! Eh?
-Dear, It's a last expiration, tomb... cemetery.

393
01:10:26,750 --> 01:10:32,500
-Mate! And you said that you had "2nd rank".
-He's a braggart.

394
01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:40,000
-It's a dirty game. You win using my brains.
-If you would have brains, you would study in diplomatic
institute and you wouldn't deject us.

395
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:48,500
-Let's play again? You put on the violin, wallet & teeth brush...
-And this!
-OK?

396
01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:59,000
-OK! You out on the affair, visator & life base of Mister Uef.
-I allow.
-Let's play!

397
01:11:02,500 --> 01:11:09,000
-Uncle Vova, you need screw the TSAPA, the TSAPA.
-Take it! Do it yourself!

398
01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:18,000
-It's not allowed for me. I'm CHATLAN.
-Go away! As for advising, everybody is CHATLAN, as for working...

399
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:23,250
-Children mate.
-It's a dirty game. You specially badly thought my moving!

400
01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:28,500
-You need to think by your brain.
-How can he thin by his brains, if he see the dummies at first
time?

401
01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:33,500
-It doesn't matter for me. Part with my gain.
-Aha... (it means no)

402
01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:43,500
-Uef, did you see somewhere, that so small PATSAK was so
mercantile KU?
-Never. I said, that Violinist was needless. This is result.

403
01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:51,500
-Heigh! Chief!

404
01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:56,500
-And you told me TSAPA!

405
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:10,500
-And does nobody sing in the cages on Earth? Eh?
-Mister Bi, On Earth the animals sit in the cages only.

406
01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:17,500
-Are animals CHATLANs?
-I don't know. It seems alike in more cases...

407
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:24,750
-Is "nightingale" a PATSAK?
-Why is "nightingale" a PATSAK?
-You said, that it (he-Russian) sang out side of a cage.

408
01:12:24,750 --> 01:12:28,750
-Well, It means that it's a PATSAK.
-A-a-a! You see!

409
01:12:28,750 --> 01:12:41,000
-You have the same real racism as here on PLYUK, but
domination is not occupied by CHATLANs, but it's occupied by
PATSAKs, as you & your friend "nightingale".

410
01:13:22,500 --> 01:13:27,000
-Let's do it me...

411
01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:08,000
-Here you are. 4 drinks.
-Water is for the youngest.

412
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:17,000
-You owe 6042 match boxes. Violinist, write it.
-I've already written.

413
01:14:28,750 --> 01:14:35,500
-Do you want?
-No.

414
01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:40,000
-It's free.

415
01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:57,500
-Eh! E-e-eh! What are you doing? As for me? As for me?
As for me? As for me? As for me?

416
01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:05,500
-I'll give you 10 match boxes more. Buy water for you...

417
01:15:11,500 --> 01:15:15,500
-Kin-Dza-Dza!..

418
01:15:26,333 --> 01:15:32,500
-It's a launch!
-It's nor a launch. It's a LUTS station.
-Let's draw petrol there!

419
01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:39,500
-No, it's not allowed.
-There is an automaton here. But there is a woman in next one.
If we'll appear then she'll make discount for us. Clear?

420
01:15:39,250 --> 01:15:47,000
-Stop to sugar, uncle Vova.
-Well, Let's go, go, dear... Heave ho...

421
01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:55,000
-If sea was here then why are the cherry-stone absent?
-Do you still have seas on Earth?

422
01:15:55,000 --> 01:16:05,000
-We have and seas, and rivers, and fair people, Mister Uef.
-Savages! It's wanted to cry.

423
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:42,000
-It's poorly that my brass isn't watching me now. It would
increase my salary.
-Hist, uncle Vova, she is watching us...

424
01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:11,500
-The woman was taken out, the automaton was tucked into there.

425
01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:17,500
-Chut, buy at money that you have! Whatever we'll fly a part of
our way!

426
01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:27,000
-LUTS is sold by parts. LUTS costs 10 CHATLs at load. But we
have only 7.

427
01:17:38,500 --> 01:17:43,500
-How long is way from here to Center?
-160 kms...

428
01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:51,000
-Uncle Vova. Uef have CHATLs else. There are they in the right
galosh.

429
01:17:56,750 --> 01:18:01,000
-Heigh! CHATLAN!
-What?

430
01:18:01,750 --> 01:18:07,500
-Well, draw in the right felt boot...
-Why?

431
01:18:07,500 --> 01:18:10,000
-Chut KU, KU!

432
01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:21,000
-KYU!

433
01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:32,000
-KU?
-KYU, contagion!

434
01:18:38,750 --> 01:18:40,500
-Curtsey!

435
01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:50,500
-Why? They're not ETSELOPPs.
-He's PG with his PATSAK. If they would know that you didn't
curtsey then you would get lifelong ETSIH with nails.

436
01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:53,500
-Who is he?
-Hist.

437
01:19:01,250 --> 01:19:04,000
-Wow! Did you see it?
-Aha..

438
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:09,000
-It's a holography, dear...
-Violin!!!

439
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:16,000
-Easy! Stop! Hist!

440
01:19:20,750 --> 01:19:25,000
-And you tell me: "KU"!

441
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:47,500
-It's not a dirigible, noodle. It's a last expiration of lord
PG.
-Hooey.

442
01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:55,750
-How could one human expire so many air before his death?
Nonsense.
-Dread of Heavens! PG is living! And I'm happy because!

443
01:19:55,750 --> 01:20:00,000
-But I'm more happy!

444
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:42,000
-OK... Let's go, swarm...

445
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:44,250
-Is it plastic?
-No.

446
01:20:44,250 --> 01:20:50,250
-Does normal entrance in the supermarket exist?
-You need to pay at CHATLs by normal entrance.

447
01:21:56,500 --> 01:22:00,000
-Let's go, go...
-Go away!..

448
01:22:35,500 --> 01:22:40,000
-Violinist, PATSAKs must sit there!.. KU.

449
01:22:58,500 --> 01:23:03,750
-What are they doing?
-And this's 4-th pump of lord PG.

450
01:23:03,750 --> 01:23:10,000
-I very love lord PG!
-But I more KU him!

451
01:23:30,250 --> 01:23:36,000
-And here they are making water from LUTS.

452
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:08,000
-What are they yelling?
-They're selling.

453
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:11,250
-What are they selling?
-Everything.

454
01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:21,000
-Well, let's buy GRAVITSAPPA!
-GRAVITSAPPA is in another cell. First of all, we'll know the
TENTURA of Earth.

455
01:24:25,500 --> 01:24:30,250
-Yellow inexpressible. You must make KU 2 times!

456
01:24:54,500 --> 01:25:00,000
-Think about diameter of orbit of your planet.

457
01:25:01,500 --> 01:25:07,750
-I don't remember... Violinist, let's you'll do!
-No, Violinist was needless, you'll do!

458
01:25:07,750 --> 01:25:10,000
-Skip it.

459
01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:19,500
-The specific weight of core of planet: think.
-The specific weight? No, I don't remember...

460
01:25:19,500 --> 01:25:28,500
-Well, clear. Names of planets in your Galaxy is known for you:
think.

461
01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:35,250
-Jupiter, Mars, Saturn, Venus...
-There was the `crystal of presentation` there. Where is `crystal
of presentation`? Ah?

462
01:25:35,250 --> 01:25:44,250
-Violinist! Put it on its place!
-I thought that it just lay... Just glass...

463
01:25:44,250 --> 01:25:47,800
-You're pore goose. (To woman)

464
01:25:47,800 --> 01:26:01,500
-Have done. Stop to creak of your brain(useless think), noodle.
Here you are your planet. 013 in TENTURA, left from Big Bear. If
you want to talk then pay CHATL else.

465
01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:10,500
-I don't understand.
-Think about number of your phone! KU. And tell about matches
there.

466
01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:25,500
-...Hallo! Hallo, I don't hear you.

467
01:26:25,500 --> 01:26:33,500
-Speak here...
-Hallo! Hallo, I don't hear you. Speak. Hallo!

468
01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:41,000
-Hallo! Lucy!
-Vovka!
-Do you hear me? It's me!

469
01:26:41,500 --> 01:26:47,500
-Vovka, where are you? You...
-I'm here. How are you? How is Kirill?

470
01:26:47,500 --> 01:26:57,250
-Where are you, Vo... Where are you, Vovka?
-I'm here, at the place. I'll put wise to you later. How is
mother's health? Did you visit her?

471
01:26:57,250 --> 01:27:03,500
-I visited her... I'm asking: where are you?

472
01:27:03,500 --> 01:27:11,500
-Hear, PATSAK-lady! Stop to deject us! Run & buy 2 packing-cases
of KATSE! Or here we'll find him another... (wife)
-Go away!

473
01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:20,500
-Lucy! Lucy... Lucy. My dear... Lucy...

474
01:27:20,500 --> 01:27:33,750
-Lucy! Call now to Victor Manokhin, tell him that all keys are in
my construction-office under the cupboard on floor. Have you
understood everything yet?

475
01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:38,000
-I've already understood everything...

476
01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:48,000
-Please, connect with Batumi-city, 3-47-57. Ask Alik, please.
-No, I don't allow. Go away, thief.

477
01:28:13,500 --> 01:28:19,500
-Is something wrong? Eh?

478
01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:30,500
-All is good, but Earth is very far from here. We need warm up
engine 7 minutes instead of 5. Well, let's go to prepare TSAPA
for GRAVITSAPPA.

479
01:28:30,500 --> 01:28:37,800
-Astronaut! What is TSAPA?
-There, It's a rusty female screw, dear.

480
01:28:37,800 --> 01:28:46,000
-Everything is rusty here.
-It's the most rusty.

481
01:28:50,500 --> 01:29:04,000
-Are you crazy? What are doing?
-Ouch-ouch-ouch, mama-mama, Lucy with Manokhin moved, there...

482
01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:13,500
-Uncle Vova! The match is in the forage-cap!

483
01:29:13,500 --> 01:29:21,750
-It's strange. Why did the fly away?
-Why is it strange? They have the match. They'll buy GRAVITSAPPA.
They know TENTURA of Earth!..

484
01:29:21,750 --> 01:29:37,750
-Comrade ETSELOPP! Comrade ETSELOPP! They have just stolen a
thing. Catch them! KU! Catch them!

485
01:29:37,750 --> 01:29:44,500
-40 CHATLs.
-We don't have CHATLs. The guide has our money. And they have
alien violin.

486
01:29:44,500 --> 01:29:58,500
-They didn't make KU before video-PG. What are you looking?
What are you looking? I'll tell your brass that you knew & sat
on your hands. You'll be TRANGLYUKTed! Clear?

487
01:29:58,500 --> 01:30:10,000
-I didn't sit on my hands. I pressed KAPA on the spot. Violinist
is eyewitness. For all posts! Move hut with wheels here, KU!

487
01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:20,000
-There is nothing there.
-Open.
-Show...

488
01:30:31,500 --> 01:30:38,000
-It's a vinegar.
-It's not your business...

489
01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:55,000
-I'll TRANGLYUKT PATSAK. CHATLAN will get lifelong ETSIH with
nails.

490
01:30:59,500 --> 01:31:12,750
-Brothers! Brothers, dear PATSAKs, tell him truth, as I curtsied,
as the CHATLAN pressed KAPA...
-Shut up!

491
01:31:12,750 --> 01:31:16,500
-Uncle Vova, chut...
-Shut up! Parasite!
-Shut up yourself!

492
01:31:16,500 --> 01:31:25,500
-Vovka, friend! Gedevan Alexandrovich! 'Gentsvale' (friend-Georgia)
Tell that he didn't. He didn't curtsey!
-Don't hear him! No! No...

493
01:31:25,500 --> 01:31:30,750
-I'll give you the PEPELATS.
-Uncle Vova!.. The PEPELATS is mine!

494
01:31:30,750 --> 01:31:50,500
-Calmly! Calmly... One second please. Nobody abused nobody,
everybody curtsied as macaques... I muddled. And I brought
the KATSE.

495
01:31:50,500 --> 01:31:54,750
-What is KATSE?
-Well, the match, you took out it from hat.

496
01:31:54,500 --> 01:32:00,500
-The match wasn't there. It wasn't.
-Uncle Vova! What are you talking, dear?!

497
01:32:00,500 --> 01:32:08,250
-I'm sorry, I forgot. The match wasn't.
-It wasn't.

498
01:32:08,250 --> 01:32:17,500
-The lifelong ETSIH without nail is for twain. Until discharge.
The discharge is 500 CHATLs: 250 for everybody.

499
01:32:17,500 --> 01:32:30,500
-Thank you! PATSAK! Gum the violin & sing song! Violinist!
Press the affair, affair!
-We joked with the match. We wanted to give a joy for you!

500
01:32:30,500 --> 01:32:46,000
-Hello!
Song: On river, on river, on that side, KU, Maria her white...

501
01:32:50,250 --> 01:32:58,750
-...Hello, human from Earth! I'm sure, that you'll come at the
planet.

502
01:32:58,750 --> 01:33:07,500
-This hello-message is written by Vladimir Nikolaevh Mashkov,
builder from Moscow, & Gedevan Alexidze from Batumi-city.

503
01:33:07,500 --> 01:33:12,500
-They were first, who came to the heinous sands at the end of
universe...

504
01:33:12,500 --> 01:33:22,500
-Brother-PATSAK, put in fire a little of your ruberoid else.
There is a water there only.
-Let's he give me something else.

505
01:33:30,500 --> 01:33:46,500
-...May be, that at the moment somebody, who knows me, will be
live. Tell them, that I didn't steal the violin...
-Here you are! It seems as new!

506
01:33:49,500 --> 01:34:00,000
-You forgot the piece.
-It occurs. It is.

507
01:34:09,250 --> 01:34:18,250
-Is it high-calorie food?
-Humans! Is it allowed to press so? It was very difficult
to find you. It's good, that device has memory.

508
01:34:18,250 --> 01:34:31,250
-Here you are your socks. Thank you. If you want then I can
move you to Earth. I found your number in TENTURA. Chut, just
quickly, because one second here is half-year there.

509
01:34:31,250 --> 01:34:40,250
-I have a suggestion: we'll move to Earth & get matches there,
return, sell 'em, redeem our guys. Then we'll move to Moscow,
and you'll move home.

510
01:34:40,250 --> 01:34:50,500
-I can't. I have 3 charges only.
-Well, it's good. It's enough to move there, here & back.
-And me?

511
01:34:50,500 --> 01:34:54,500
-Hear, friend...

512
01:35:01,500 --> 01:35:10,500
-Chut. Decide: yes or no. I'll count until 3... 1... 2...
-Wait. Understand me: they're sitting there of me.

513
01:35:10,500 --> 01:35:16,750
-But my little son has the same beard!.. 2.5, 2.5!

514
01:35:16,750 --> 01:35:22,000
-I ... can't so.
-3.

515
01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:48,000
-Who does need it? TSAKs-TARAKs, all the trumperies! But we...

516
01:35:56,500 --> 01:36:04,200
-Where did you take it? Ah?
-In the planetarium. It lay about on the shelf...

517
01:36:04,200 --> 01:36:11,000
-Violinist! My kleptomaniac! You stole GRAVITSAPPA!..

518
01:36:58,750 --> 01:37:07,500
-PATSAKs! PATSAKs! Why are appearing standing here? Standing
you can there only.

519
01:37:07,500 --> 01:37:13,333
-ETSELOPP didn't let us appear there.
-Here you can appear only going down on your marrowbones.

520
01:37:13,333 --> 01:37:19,000
-It doesn't matter. We'll continue so... Well, pay money.

521
01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:30,000
-Well, pull devil... Pull devil, don't grizzle.

522
01:38:04,500 --> 01:38:09,800
-Uncle Vova, your coat is going in my hat.

523
01:38:09,800 --> 01:38:22,000
-Hello!
-How are you? What's news on PLYUK?

524
01:38:25,500 --> 01:38:28,000
-Song!

525
01:38:31,500 --> 01:38:38,000
-Oh, You see, We have a problems with our voices today.
-Song!

526
01:39:44,500 --> 01:39:50,000
-Vladimir Nikolaevich, I can't so continue any more...
-Calmly, Violinist.

527
01:39:53,750 --> 01:40:00,500
-How many is it?
-100.
-Well, It seems to me, we got the discharge

528
01:40:00,500 --> 01:40:05,000
-What is about it?
-50.
-We-e-ell...

529
01:40:08,750 --> 01:40:10,000
-ETSELOPP!

529
01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:24,000
-PATSAKs! Why are you without muzzles?

530
01:40:24,000 --> 01:40:34,500
-Step on it! New decree of lord PG: PATSAKs must muzzle...
& joy.

531
01:40:34,500 --> 01:40:41,500
-Well, this's for me, and that's for you... And that's for you.

532
01:40:41,500 --> 01:40:48,500
-Why are you not joy? Who am I asking? Ah?

533
01:40:48,500 --> 01:40:56,500
-Chut, take your TRANGLYUKTER, CHATLAN!..
-Ah-ah-ah!

534
01:40:56,000 --> 01:41:01,200
-Muzzle!
-I obey.
-And joy, joy!

535
01:41:01,200 --> 01:41:10,000
-I'm joy. Wow, look there, lord PG has just come!
-Where?

536
01:41:13,750 --> 01:41:32,500
-Stand up! Stand up! Open your mouth! Wider! Violinist, gag!
Quickly!

537
01:41:32,500 --> 01:41:45,000
-I am fed up these... Step on it! Nose! Return money!

538
01:41:45,000 --> 01:41:55,000
-Well, take it, keep so.
-And vail this!

539
01:41:55,000 --> 01:42:03,200
-If you'll think that's not TRANGLYUKTER then it will be last
idea in your CHATLAN head!

540
01:42:03,200 --> 01:42:06,500
-Conduce us to the ETSIH by the shortest way! Go!

541
01:42:06,500 --> 01:42:11,200
-All, lie half-hour!

542
01:42:14,800 --> 01:42:20,200
-Go ahead!
-Go ahead! Quickly!

543
01:42:28,500 --> 01:42:33,200
-KU!
-Excuse us, grandma...

544
01:42:42,000 --> 01:42:45,200
-She's mother of lord PG!

545
01:43:10,750 --> 01:43:15,200
-Video?
-Real.

546
01:43:16,000 --> 01:43:20,200
-Everybody, move to dolly-tub! Quickly!

547
01:43:30,666 --> 01:43:35,500
-KU! Open the door.

548
01:43:35,500 --> 01:43:42,000
-Sit so here day! Ku or not KU?
-KU!..

549
01:44:06,000 --> 01:44:09,000
-It's here. KU!

550
01:44:13,500 --> 01:44:17,000
-What's number?
-Last!

551
01:44:43,500 --> 01:44:55,000
-Hello...
-Heigh, CHATLAN. sing!
-Stop, Violinist.

552
01:44:56,200 --> 01:45:00,000
-Pop last but one!

553
01:45:09,200 --> 01:45:13,000
-KYU!
-Sheer off!

554
01:45:27,250 --> 01:45:33,500
-Hello, Gedevan Alexandrovich!
-'Gamarjoba' (Hello - Georgia)

555
01:45:33,500 --> 01:45:44,000
-Get out.
-It's not allowed.
-They'll catch us.

556
01:45:45,750 --> 01:45:49,000
-Stop!..

557
01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:55,000
-We have GRAVITSAPPA.

558
01:46:06,666 --> 01:46:10,500
-KU, uncle Vova!
-KU, KU...

559
01:46:10,500 --> 01:46:16,000
-Cut. Right here.

560
01:46:21,500 --> 01:46:26,000
-KYU!
-Yo-heave-ho!

561
01:46:34,250 --> 01:46:41,000
-Uncle Vova! Help me to push ETSIH!
-Cheese it!

562
01:46:41,000 --> 01:46:55,000
-Vladimir Nikolaevich! Humanity spent millennium for small-
stone from Moon. There are live E.T.&ETSIH from unknown metal!
-I told you: Cheese it!

563
01:47:15,666 --> 01:47:20,000
-TSAPA.
-Ay,ay TSAPA.

564
01:47:20,000 --> 01:47:24,000
-TSAPA!!!
-Press TSAPA!
-It's done.

565
01:47:27,333 --> 01:47:29,666
-Is we flying already?
-We're preparing.

566
01:47:27,333 --> 01:47:36,000
-Brer, move faster. They'll gain consciousness soon!
-Do not disturb.

567
01:47:56,333 --> 01:48:03,000
-We've just taken ground.
-Where have we just taken ground?

568
01:48:03,333 --> 01:48:08,800
-It's HANUT.
-What's HANUT?

569
01:48:08,800 --> 01:48:14,500
-It's a planet, where I was born.
-And I was.

570
01:48:14,500 --> 01:48:18,333
-It's night.
-Now it's night here everytime.

571
01:48:18,333 --> 01:48:23,500
-While accoutre this one.
-Why?
-There is no air.

572
01:48:25,000 --> 01:48:33,500
-How do you live here?
-Nobody lives here away back. PLYUKans TRANGLYUKTed us. We was
on the road at the time.

573
01:48:33,500 --> 01:48:37,500
-Why did he do?
-Because we didn't catch 'em.

574
01:48:37,500 --> 01:48:42,666
-Why did you want?
-Because, they wouldn't loom above our heads.

575
01:48:42,666 --> 01:48:46,800
-And did everybody perish?
-Of course.

576
01:48:46,800 --> 01:48:53,200
-Vovka, I have a suggestion: Now planet HANUT costs cheaply.
-63 CHATLs.

577
01:48:53,200 --> 01:49:01,333
-We'll sing "Mama" in Galaxy about month and then we'll buy
it. After next month we'll by air.
-93 CHATLs.

578
01:49:01,333 --> 01:49:10,200
-Human, who hasn't air, will come here. Air is ours.
-They will grabble and we'll expectorate on 'em.

579
01:49:10,200 --> 01:49:13,333
-Why shall we do?
-We'll enjoy!

580
01:49:13,333 --> 01:49:23,000
-What is joy in it?
-He is still young...
-Half of planet is yours, half is ours. OK?

581
01:49:23,000 --> 01:49:33,000
-Of course, it's seductive. But we need to go to Earth. Let's
quickly, because provision shop will be closed in half our.

582
01:49:36,000 --> 01:49:40,000
-Vovka, don't jitter!

583
01:49:42,000 --> 01:49:46,000
-Look here.

584
01:49:47,500 --> 01:49:53,000
-We're here. It's Earth.
-It's ALPHA.

585
01:49:53,000 --> 01:50:04,000
-On ALPHA they make a cactuses from us. Earth is in anti-
TENTURA, dear. And we can fly there nohow. Do you understand?

586
01:50:04,000 --> 01:50:09,500
-Why is it?
-It's so. Just my luck.

587
01:50:09,500 --> 01:50:18,000
-PEPELATS can't move to Earth. And stop to discuss. Clear?
Let's go to apportion the planet.

588
01:50:28,750 --> 01:50:34,000
-Did you know this in the planetarium?
-Yes, dear.

589
01:50:34,000 --> 01:50:38,500
-Because you stole our match, didn't you?
-Of course.

590
01:50:38,500 --> 01:50:50,750
-They lie, uncle Vova. Don't believe 'em... Chut, let's move
us to Earth. And that's all!

591
01:50:50,750 --> 01:51:00,000
-No, Gedevan, they don't. They would grabble all universe for
the matches...

592
01:51:16,500 --> 01:51:25,000
-Vovka! Don't droll so. Here oxygen is 2% of the norm only!

593
01:52:26,000 --> 01:52:42,000
-Gedevan, don't do it. You're too young. Live. May be
something will change...
-Violinist is needless, uncle Vova.

594
01:52:56,200 --> 01:53:00,000
-Heigh! PATSAK!

595
01:53:03,750 --> 01:53:08,000
-You'll die soon.

596
01:53:08,000 --> 01:53:25,000
-Tell the truth once in your life. Why didn't you move with
the guy, when you could? What did you want? A crimson
inexpressible? Lord PG's pond? Tell me, what?

597
01:53:32,500 --> 01:53:43,000
-Gedevan-'niko','shvilo', tell me. It's allowed, I'm own. My
mother was Georgian. She was.

598
01:53:45,250 --> 01:53:49,000
-'Sadaul' (Georgian)
-'Alhauri' (Georgian)

599
01:53:53,000 --> 01:53:58,750
-He said, that his mother was indigenous Georgian. She was.

600
01:53:58,750 --> 01:54:06,500
-Uef! It doesn't matter that you wish, but I'll KU 'em on
ALPHA!
-KYU!!!

601
01:54:06,500 --> 01:54:17,800
-As for you, lousy CHATLAN, insert TSAK! And you must 'sit
down' when you talk with PATSAK! HANUT is PATSAK's planet, dear
-KU

602
01:54:17,800 --> 01:54:21,000
-Repeat again.

603
01:54:21,000 --> 01:54:28,500
-You'll catapult us on ALPHA and try to apply brakes at its
orbit, then...
-It's impossible to apply brakes there!

604
01:54:28,500 --> 01:54:32,000
-Do not disturb!..

605
01:54:32,333 --> 01:54:44,500
-Continue, dear.
-On ALPHA, when they'll move us to Earth, we need to press the
down of device for transference in space. It'll stay with us.

606
01:54:44,000 --> 01:54:50,500
-On Earth we need to buy 4 packing-cases of matches for you.

607
01:54:50,500 --> 01:54:57,333
-Continue, dear.
-How many times do we need to repeat the same? Let's fly, if
we're going...

608
01:54:57,333 --> 01:55:08,000
-I'll sit in a pot perennially along of you. And you idle to
open your mouth!

609
01:55:11,000 --> 01:55:25,000
-Brers, likeable, dear, good. Let's fly or close the door. I
don't wish to see you more. It's queasily for me and without
you.

610
01:55:28,333 --> 01:55:31,000
-Bye, dear.

611
01:55:38,000 --> 01:55:45,000
-We're flying.
-Apply brakes! Apply brakes!! Apply brakes!!!

611
01:55:45,000 --> 01:55:50,000
-How can I apply brakes, is you've drunk whole brake-water?
Alcoholic.

612
01:55:50,000 --> 01:55:55,750
-He'll render.
-Turn off you horns.
-It's not turned off.

613
01:55:55,750 --> 01:56:00,000
-In the case, vail 'em.
-It'll crack up.

614
01:56:02,000 --> 01:56:07,000
-It seems to me, that we've just taken ground. It was same in
previous time.
-Well.

615
01:56:07,000 --> 01:56:13,000
-Accoutre your gas-mask.
-What is about TSAK?
-Never mind. They'll spare without 'em.

616
01:56:17,250 --> 01:56:21,000
-It's Earth!

617
01:56:42,750 --> 01:56:49,000
Song: On river, on river, on that side...

618
01:56:53,500 --> 01:56:58,000
-No. It's not Earth.

619
01:57:02,333 --> 01:57:09,750
-Hello!
-We're PATSAKs from planet Earth. And who are you?

620
01:57:09,750 --> 01:57:20,000
-It's planet ALPHA. Tell your coordinate to Ms.Dekont. She'll
move you in your place. Good buy.

621
01:57:20,000 --> 01:57:27,000
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Сообщение Альфийский кактус » 22-06, 22:32

Хм, а почему они так резко обрываются?)
Good buy.

Это меня просто убило :haha:

ПЖ: типа "хорошо покупай" :crazy:
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Сообщение Господин ПЖ » 22-06, 23:35

Хм, а почему они так резко обрываются?)


Это я, наверное, превысил лимит постинга. Надо было на две части разбить.
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Сообщение Господин ПЖ » 22-06, 23:37

620
01:57:09,750 --> 01:57:20,000
-It's planet ALPHA. Tell your coordinate to Ms.Dekont. She'll
move you in your place. Good buy.

621
01:57:20,000 --> 01:57:27,000
-Be so kind, could you tell me number of your planet?
-013 in TENTURA.

622
01:57:30,200 --> 01:57:36,000
-It's here... It's somewhere here. Here.
-It's left from Big Bear.

623
01:57:36,000 --> 01:57:43,000
-it doesn't matter. Be so kind, put your hands.
-Miss, where are you going to move 'em?..

624
01:57:43,000 --> 01:57:50,000
-In minor branch of the greenhouse. Be so kind, put your hands.
-Do you really make cactus from humans?

625
01:57:50,000 --> 01:57:54,666
-Just from PLYUKans.
-Ours are not PLYUKans, ours are HANUTans!
-it doesn't matter.

626
01:57:54,666 --> 01:58:03,000
-Be so kind, Accoutre your gas-masks.
-Why? Your air is good.
-Precisely.

627
01:58:03,000 --> 01:58:09,750
-Ha! Look at her...
-Calmly, Accoutre, Gedevan...

628
01:58:09,750 --> 01:58:18,000
-I ask on behalf of my planet, please, let 'em go...

629
01:58:20,666 --> 01:58:28,500
-And who can resolve the problem?
-Mr.Abradox. But...

630
01:58:28,500 --> 01:58:36,000
-Chut, let's shepherd us to him.
-Shepherd us! Or else I'll draw in my gas-mask & breathe here.

631
01:58:38,500 --> 01:58:49,500
-You're worrying in vain. There're fine conditions in our
greenhouses. They are flowering, microclimate, quietness. We
can just look through green glasses.

632
01:58:49,500 --> 01:58:54,500
-In the case, why are you, dear, running here on grasses? Why
are you not sitting in pot there?

633
01:58:54,500 --> 01:58:58,500
-Be so king, look under your feet. You've just set foot on
third chit.

634
01:58:58,500 --> 01:59:07,000
-Friend! We have the great appeal for you...
-You may discontinue. No.

635
01:59:07,000 --> 01:59:17,000
-The neighborhood with Kin-Dza-Dza Galaxy is our distress.
They're consumed by desires.
-Their desires are vicious...

636
01:59:17,000 --> 01:59:26,000
-And continues of their life as vegetable lifes are boon for
'em.
-And for all.

637
01:59:26,000 --> 01:59:32,000
-May be, we'll send for 'em & ask 'em. Let's they'll tell
us. What is boon for 'em? What isn't boon for 'em

638
01:59:32,000 --> 01:59:37,750
-Well, if we'll allow to decide something 'em, then...

639
01:59:37,750 --> 01:59:48,500
-Girl, are you the most clever here? Did somebody told you
about it? Or did you decide it yourself?
-Don't waste our time.

640
01:59:48,500 --> 02:00:07,000
-You're existences from anti-TENTURA. And because I must to
move in your place. Or I can move you in time, when you can
choose your fate yourself. Select.

641
02:00:07,000 --> 02:00:14,000
-Pardon. I don't understand. What does mean "in time"?
-In the past. On PLYUK.

642
02:00:25,000 --> 02:00:32,000
-Ah, let's do so: First will be moved on Earth and second will
be moved in the past.

643
02:00:32,000 --> 02:00:38,000
-Vladimir Nokolaevich, I'll not let you go on PLYUK alone.

644
02:00:41,750 --> 02:00:46,200
-Here, uncle. Press on time.

645
02:00:56,333 --> 02:01:02,000
-How long did I glue the violin? 50 minutes?
-50.

646
02:01:06,250 --> 02:01:14,000
-Brother, PATSAK, now the guy with sock will come here. Let's
he'll move to ETSIH. Do you now position of ETSIH?
-Of course.

647
02:01:14,000 --> 02:01:17,500
-Well, you'll show him.
-Let's he give me something else.

648
02:01:17,500 --> 02:01:22,000
-Everybody rest half-hour!..

649
02:01:24,000 --> 02:01:27,000
-Thank you, dear.

650
02:01:41,500 --> 02:01:44,500
-Play, play, kerns.

651
02:01:56,000 --> 02:02:00,000
-Violinist! Time!

652
02:02:00,000 --> 02:02:04,000
-You didn't move again, contagions.
-Again. Get out.

653
02:02:04,000 --> 02:02:11,000
-No. It is better there that on ALPHA.
-Let's, draw out 'em.

654
02:02:17,000 --> 02:02:21,000
-We'll get a device for transference in space soon.

655
02:02:21,000 --> 02:02:26,000
-Vladimir Nokolaevich. And you owe us 11000 match boxes.
Violinist wrote!

656
02:02:26,000 --> 02:02:42,000
-11020. My suggestion, Vovka: we'll move to shop with you,
buy 'em there, then...
-"Then" will not be. We'll move on Earth only.

657
02:02:42,000 --> 02:02:46,500
-Forever?
-Forever.

658
02:02:46,500 --> 02:02:53,750
-Are you going to move me on planet, where nobody know rules
of curtseys? It's drivel. Give us GRAVITSAPPA & do everything
that you wish.

659
02:02:53,750 --> 02:02:57,000
-Uncle Uef, uncle Bi, you'll be met so...

660
02:02:53,750 --> 02:03:04,666
-No, Genetsvale (Geor.)! It social doesn't have color
differentiation by inexpressible, then target is absent. And
when target is absent, then...

661
02:03:04,666 --> 02:03:15,000
-Brers, stop to philosophize. He'll arise now... Lets's
decide. Will you move with us or?..
-Give us GRAVITSAPPA, clear?

662
02:03:17,200 --> 02:03:21,000
-Give it to him.

663
02:03:21,000 --> 02:03:24,000
-It's for nothing.

664
02:03:32,000 --> 02:03:38,000
-Well, Let's tell goodbye.

665
02:03:41,000 --> 02:03:47,000
-It seems that I'm used to you.
-I'm too.

666
02:04:05,750 --> 02:04:09,000
-Well, be healthy.

667
02:04:09,000 --> 02:04:18,000
-Friends, PATSAKs, here you are your socks. If you want...

667
02:04:18,000 --> 02:04:33,000
-Friend! What system do you have? Let me glance...
-System is usual. Press button & you're at home.
-KU?

668
02:04:46,000 --> 02:04:49,000
-Hello
-Hello

669
00:02:49,000 --> 02:04:56,000
-What is news?
-The tubes ripped at Manokhin's building object.

670
02:05:03,000 --> 02:05:10,000
Song by TV:
"... dances & sings,
kisses everybody, who lives happy..."

671
02:05:10,000 --> 02:05:17,000
Song by TV:
"Mama, Mama, what shall we do,
when the hard winter will come?"

672
02:05:17,000 --> 02:05:24,000
Song by TV:
"I don't have a warm kerchief,
I don't have a winter coat..."

673
02:05:29,000 --> 02:05:33,000
-Where is our "excellent" pupil?
-Our "excellent" pupil is going for a walk.

674
02:05:33,000 --> 02:05:41,000
-Vovka, Go, buy bread, I forgot to buy it. OK?
Buy macaroni also...

675
02:05:57,500 --> 02:06:04,000
-Comrade. How can I go to Old Arbat street?
-There, turn right.
-Thank you.

676
02:06:17,250 --> 02:06:20,000
-KU!
-KU!

677
02:06:26,500 --> 02:06:30,000
-Violinist?

678
02:06:32,200 --> 02:06:35,000
-Uncle Vova?

679
02:06:40,000 --> 02:06:44,000
-Violinist...

680
02:06:44,000 --> 02:06:48,000
-Uncle Vova...
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Сообщение Альфийский кактус » 22-06, 23:39

Господин ПЖ писал(а):Это я, наверное, превысил лимит постинга. Надо было на две части разбить.

Если так, не утруждайтесь уже их перепощением - там просто перл на перле, гы))
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Сообщение Альфийский кактус » 23-06, 00:10

596
01:53:08,000 --> 01:53:25,000
-Tell the truth once in your life. Why didn't you move with
the guy, when you could? What did you want? A crimson
inexpressible?
Lord PG's pond?

"Что ты хотел? Малиновое невыразимое?"
Я думаю, после такого фильм точно будет R-rated)))
Да, тут уже и "пруд ПЖ" не так удивляет :ROFL:

ПЖ: типа "хорошо покупай"

А, я поняла, просто у автора buy - любимое слово:
-Vovka, Go, buy bread, I forgot to buy it. OK?
Buy macaroni also...

И где это Дядя Вова такую Люсеньку взял? :unknown:

-Vladimir Nikolaevich, I want to shoe my mules.

Владимир Николаевич, подождите, я хочу подковать моих мулов)))

There are live E.T.&ETSIH from unknown metal!

Автор, родной, я тоже хочу такую траву :crazy:

-May be you sold the violin, as prof Rogozin said, & you worked as
DJ at dancing in Gagra-city?

Все, этим автор меня окончательно убил...))) :good:
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Сообщение Господин ПЖ » 24-06, 16:56

Тему надо в юмор, однозначно)


Пожалуй, во флудильню переношу.
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Сообщение Альфийский кактус » 24-06, 17:16

Господин ПЖ писал(а):Пожалуй, во флудильню переношу.

Тогда ее не будут видеть те, кто не зарегистрирован на форуме - несправедливо как-то, пусть люди тоже порадуются))
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Сообщение Господин ПЖ » 24-06, 18:03

Перенёс в "творчество плюкан". Можно конкурс организовать, кто найдёт больше приколов. :Yahoo!:
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Сообщение helgi » 26-07, 23:36

Интересно было бы посмотреть с английским дубляжом, либо с любым иностранным. Наверное, незабываемо. Может у кого-то есть?
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