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English subtitles (work in progress...)

Сообщение Соловей » 12-06, 13:43

English subtitles, work in progress version.

Here we are going to track all changes in the current version of the subtitles accepted by the majority of members, awaiting final acceptance by the Editor in Chief.

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the sole purpose of the thread is to manage the working version and make it easily accessible to review and reference

discussion on the subject is here:
http://kin-dza-dza.flyboard.ru/topic369.html

thank you.
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Сообщение Соловей » 12-06, 13:59

KIN-DZA-DZA! [PART:1]

chapter:1

start time: 00:00:00:000
video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_jZ8HVkm4s

chapter:2

start time: 00:04:50:990
video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N71MvYs_Bc

chapter:3

start time: 00:09:16:856
video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FWeDqG45uk

chapter:4

start time: 00:15:51:650
video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7BWoIgYC44

chapter:5

start time: 00:24:11:216
video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGQ-UVX-L5Q

chapter:6

start time: 00:32:30:514
video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lc7mpNIyLc

chapter:7

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chapter:8

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chapter:9

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KIN-DZA-DZA! PART:1 (srt-format subtitles)

Сообщение Соловей » 12-06, 14:17

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Subtitles: kin-dza-dza.org.ru
Based on the subtitles by
SadGeezer & NewKate

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Subtitles: kin-dza-dza.org.ru
Editor in chief:
Durtz

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Subtitles: kin-dza-dza.org.ru
Translators: Nightingale (ta JD),
Karabister, Cactus of Alpha

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The Creative Union
of Comedy and Musical Films

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presents

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Kin-Dza-Dza!

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Stanislav LYUBSHIN
as Mashkov

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Evgeni LEONOV
as Wef

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Yuri YAKOVLEV
as Bee

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and introducing
Levan GABRIADZE
as Gedevan

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Screenplay
Revaz GABRIADZE
Georgi DANELIA

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Director
Georgi DANELIA

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Cinematography
Pavel LEBESHEV

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Production Design
Alexander SAMULEKIN
Theodor TEZHIK

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Original Music
Gia KANCHELI

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Sound
Yekaterina POPOVA-EVANS

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Assistant Director &
Special Effects Supervisor
Sergei KHRAMTSOV

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Second Unit Directors:
Leonid BITZ
Karen GEVORKIAN

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Co-starring
Anatoli SIRENKO
as the Barefoot Wanderer

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Irina SHMELYOVA
as Tsan, the cart driver

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Galina DANELIA-YURKOVA
as Mashkov's wife

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Alexander LITOVKIN
as Gor, the gang leader

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Lev PERFILOV
as Kyrr, the dissident

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Tatiana NOVITSKAYA
as Lady Tinai

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Special Appearance of
Olga MASHNAYA
as Ms Dekont

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...and Georgi DANELIA
as Abradox

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Thanks to all members
of kin-dza-dza.org.ru
community,

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especially
Andy Hurwitz, Vitaly Koissin...
...and Google

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KIN-DZA-DZA!
Part One

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Hi

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Hi

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(Lucy: )
What's new?

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(Mashkov: )
Manokhin's had pipes burst
at his building site

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(song on TV: )
"...Mama, mama,
what shall I do?"

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"How will I manage
when winter comes?"

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"I have got
no winter coat."

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"I have got
no winter hat..."

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(Mashkov: )
How's our honor student?

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(Lucy: )
He's out somewhere...

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Vova, can you fetch some bread?
I forgot.

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And get some macaroni, OK?

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Comrade,

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a man there says
he's from another planet...

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we have to do something!

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- Call the ambulance.

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- I will... but he's almost barefoot -
he'll catch a cold.

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- Hello!
- Hello.

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Excuse my bad smell.

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It's cold.
I took this from that metal chest.

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Well done.

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Friend!

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Can you tell me your planet number
in the Tenture?

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Or at least your galaxy number
in the Spiral?

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I've got the contacts mixed up
and now I can't get home.

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We don't know the number,
my friend.

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We forgot it.

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Now, this lad will call
the information office,

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and we'll wait for him together
in the bakery, OK?

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Here, put this on.

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Thank you...

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Listen, friends.

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There's no need for the bakery,
no need for information.

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This is my planet...

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Uzm, 247 in the Tenture,
Beta galaxy in the Spiral.

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This is my space transfer machine...

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So, which contact do I press
to transfer home?

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You do understand
the time is relative, don't you?

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OK, I have a proposition.

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We'll just press a contact...

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...and transfer to your place.

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But if the machine doesn't work,

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then you transfer with us
to where we transfer you, OK?

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No, you can't just press it!..
You have to know...

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Sure I can, my friend.





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And YOU... what can you see?
Eh?

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(Gedevan: )
Sand...

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So that stupid gadget worked...

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And that jerk with the holes,
was he left behind?

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Calm down... calm down...

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There's the sun, there's sand,
there's gravity.

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So where are we?
We're on Earth. Or...

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(Gedevan: )
Or?

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No, let's take it we're on Earth,
in some desert... Eh?

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The Karakum?
What other deserts do we have?

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(Gedevan: )
Gobi, Sahara...

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No, I said WE have!

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We have also the Kyzyl-Kum.

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No. Let's take it that it's
the Karakum.

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OK?
So that means...

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The sun's to the west...
so, Ashkhabad is this way.

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Got it?
Let's go!

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Come on... let's go!

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Comrade,

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what's your name?

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Vladimir Nikolaevich.

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My name is Gedevan.

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Pleased to meet you...

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You have a bottle in your case,
is it wine?

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No, it's vinegar.

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I also have some herbs -
kindza.
('coriander' in Georgian)

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Oh... We're all set then.

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Vladimir Nikolaevich,

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do you remember
the number he mentioned,

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the guy who took my sock?

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No.

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Maybe we're on the planet
he came from?

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Listen, Fiddler!

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Whatever we guess,
it won’t change a damn thing!

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The direction is chosen.
Just go!

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The key is to get to the water.
Got it?

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Vladimir Nikolaevich,
I want to change into slippers.

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Well, do it!

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Then WAIT!

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What's the time?

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Four.

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In the morning?

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Yes...

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(Mashkov: )
Getting late?

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It's quite awkward...
I phoned from the airport,

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said I'd be in an hour...

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and here we are...

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You study music?

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(Gedevan: )
No, it's not mine.
Professor Rogozin’s one.

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He gave a concert in my hometown.
After, they forgot to put

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the violin on the plane.

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A banquet?

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No, just a dinner...

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Aha.
Are you from Tbilisi?

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(Gedevan: )
No, Batumi.

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I thought I'd return the violin,
and still have time to catch the train.

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I study in Textile Institute in Ivanovo.

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Aha...

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First, I wanted to study in MGIMO,
the institute of international relations,

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but they said...

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Quiet!...




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- Koo!

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- A man...

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- Koo!

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- Koo.
- Hello...

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- Koo!

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It's a capitalist country.

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(Two men are singing: )
Koo! Koo! Koo! Wuuuu!!!

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Gedevan! Do you speak
any foreign languages?

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English. A little French.

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Tell them we have no money...

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Tell them!
They want to be paid!

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(Gedevan - in English: )
Gentlemen, sorry!
We haven't money... now!

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- Koo?!

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Hello!

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We are Soviet tourists.
We lost our group.

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Take us to the nearest city,
and then we'll manage by ourselves...

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...Translate, Fiddler.

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(Gedevan - in English: )
Do you speak English?

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(The stranger: ) – Koo?

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- Parlez-francais?
- Koo...

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Hi!

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Do you speak English?

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Parlez-francais?

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...Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

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- Koo!

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Chatl!

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No money...

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money, passports, dollars...
everything's left with the tour guide.

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It just so happened...

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We walked away for a moment...
and got lost in the sands.

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- Grr... Kyoo.

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- Take it. It's warm.

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- Koo!

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Pardon, what?

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- Koo!

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- You want my hat? OK.

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I'm sorry, it's not mine,
I can't give it away...

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(Gedevan: )
There's nothing in there.

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(Mashkov: )
Open it.

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(Gedevan: )
It's not wine, it's vinegar.

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(The stranger: ) – Koo!

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- Weeeh... Kyoo...

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- Sour, right?

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Well, friend, so that's settled?

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You’ll give us a lift?..

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Fiddler, hurry up!..

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As I said, just to the nearest city!

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Once there,
we'll easily find the way!

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- Koo!

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- The jacket now...

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(Mashkov: )
- Bastards!

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(Gedevan: )
- Glad I didn't give them the violin.

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(Gedevan: )
Looks like they're ashamed!

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Ketse!

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Ketse!!

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Ketse.

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- What does it mean, 'ketse'?

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- Ketse!

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Ketse.

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He seems to want a match.

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- You want a match?

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- Ketse!

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Here. It’s yours.

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- Koo!

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- The whole box?

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- Koo!

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Take us away from here,
and we'll give you 'koo'.




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Not a single letter,

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not a single 'made in' label...

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- Koo!

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- Sorry, I don't understand...

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- Koo!

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- Sprechen Sie Turkisch?

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- Kyoo!

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- Koo

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- What do they want?

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KOO they want!

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Tsak!

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Thank you...

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- Tsak!

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- He wants me to put the bell on.

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(Mashkov: )
- Not on his life!

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- Tsak!

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Tsak...

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- I'll do it, Vladimir Nikolaevich,
if it makes him happy...

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Go ahead!
Do what you want.

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- Tsak!

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Tsak...

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Tsak...

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Tsak!

226
00:18:56,882 --> 00:18:59,470
- OK, you pushed it enough.

227
00:19:10,536 --> 00:19:11,649
Ding, ding.

228
00:19:17,131 --> 00:19:18,244
Koo.

229
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,249
Koo!

230
00:20:10,613 --> 00:20:11,925
- Koo!
- Koo!

231
00:20:14,485 --> 00:20:15,327
Koo.

232
00:20:17,602 --> 00:20:18,393
- Koo.

233
00:20:19,247 --> 00:20:19,903
- Koo.

234
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,005
- Koo.

235
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:25,665
- Koo.

236
00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:27,749
- Koo.

237
00:20:34,725 --> 00:20:36,370
You won't mind me smoking,
will you?

238
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:39,698
- Ketse!!!

239
00:20:39,818 --> 00:20:41,631
- Calm down, calm down!
- Ketse...

240
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:49,936
- Ketse!

241
00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:36,318
Vladimir Nikolaevich,
maybe we're really on...

242
00:21:37,857 --> 00:21:40,210
Yeah right!
They’re typical Martians.

243
00:21:49,734 --> 00:21:50,699
Kyoo!

244
00:22:03,212 --> 00:22:08,445
(The tall stranger: )
Lucy darling,
damn you with your... macaroni.

245
00:22:17,385 --> 00:22:18,410
So...

246
00:22:19,622 --> 00:22:21,366
You speak Russian do you?

247
00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:25,216
Why was it necessary to conceal it?

248
00:22:25,785 --> 00:22:27,208
Well, we didn't.

249
00:22:28,845 --> 00:22:32,156
It's hard to penetrate your language,
when your thoughts are bilingual.

250
00:22:32,276 --> 00:22:36,788
And this Patsak is always talkin'
in languages, the rest of which
he doesn't know!

251
00:22:37,193 --> 00:22:40,397
What are you starin' at me,
maimuna verishvilo?!

252
00:22:41,156 --> 00:22:42,640
They speak Georgian too...

253
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:43,877
What did he say?

254
00:22:44,410 --> 00:22:45,957
Monkey son of a donkey.

255
00:22:46,077 --> 00:22:47,110
Alright.

256
00:22:48,022 --> 00:22:49,694
We're from the Soviet Union,

257
00:22:49,814 --> 00:22:51,189
here on a cultural exchange.

258
00:22:51,309 --> 00:22:52,676
Our compatriots know
where we are.

259
00:22:52,796 --> 00:22:53,676
They're looking for us.

260
00:22:54,007 --> 00:22:57,545
If you don't let us to
contact our embassy, you'll be

261
00:22:57,916 --> 00:23:00,279
in big trouble, is that clear?

262
00:23:00,734 --> 00:23:01,415
- Tsak.

263
00:23:03,246 --> 00:23:04,248
- Koo.

264
00:23:04,973 --> 00:23:06,645
We don't understand ‘embassy’.

265
00:23:06,765 --> 00:23:08,784
Put the tsak back!

266
00:23:09,302 --> 00:23:11,204
You understand macaroni,

267
00:23:11,324 --> 00:23:13,394
you understand maimuna,

268
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,472
yet you don’t know...
what's an embassy?!

269
00:23:17,968 --> 00:23:20,207
Quit messing with us!

270
00:23:20,327 --> 00:23:21,110
Got it?

271
00:23:21,230 --> 00:23:25,179
You THOUGHT about macaroni
and I just repeated it.

272
00:23:25,623 --> 00:23:28,269
It's not Earth,
not Africa, my friend.

273
00:23:29,569 --> 00:23:31,559
It's the planet Pluke,

274
00:23:32,176 --> 00:23:33,996
215 in the Tenture.

275
00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:37,040
The Kin Dza Dza galaxy
in the Spiral.

276
00:23:37,337 --> 00:23:38,426
Got it?

277
00:23:41,856 --> 00:23:44,441
Congrats... here we are.

278
00:23:47,319 --> 00:23:48,950
Put the bell on, my friend...

279
00:23:50,509 --> 00:23:51,536
Put it on.

280
00:23:56,384 --> 00:23:57,338
Good boy,

281
00:23:58,326 --> 00:23:59,674
well done.

282
00:24:03,504 --> 00:24:04,085
- Koo.




283
00:24:28,971 --> 00:24:30,275
Excuse me,
where have we landed?

284
00:24:30,395 --> 00:24:33,543
Shh!
She has very sharp ears.

285
00:24:33,963 --> 00:24:35,951
Do you know the tenture
of your planet?

286
00:24:36,071 --> 00:24:36,850
Tenture?

287
00:24:37,132 --> 00:24:40,698
Well.. tell us your
galaxy number in the Spiral.

288
00:24:40,818 --> 00:24:42,871
- In... what? In the spiral?
- Yes, in the Spiral...

289
00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:44,864
Er... The Earth is... er...

290
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:50,187
It orbits with such planets as er...
Venus, Saturn, Mars, Jupiter...

291
00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:52,996
What else,
Vladimir Nikolaevich?

292
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:54,346
Ursa Major.

293
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:56,774
Vladimir Nikolaevich,
come here.

294
00:25:02,941 --> 00:25:05,830
Do you have more matches
on your planet?

295
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,635
Well, I'll try an' get some.

296
00:25:07,755 --> 00:25:10,292
How many will you give us
if we PUT you back there?

297
00:25:12,194 --> 00:25:15,498
- How many do you want?
- Two boxes like that!!

298
00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:18,161
- Seven!
- Yes! Seven!

299
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:20,309
And this box...

300
00:25:20,557 --> 00:25:23,789
Give it to me now!
I'll buy a gravitsapa.

301
00:25:24,035 --> 00:25:26,403
Excuse me,
what is a gravitsapa?

302
00:25:27,227 --> 00:25:30,966
Without a gravitsapa a pepelats
can only fly like this,

303
00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:34,478
but with it you can reach
any point in the universe -

304
00:25:35,407 --> 00:25:36,420
in 5 seconds.

305
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:41,458
Hey, you've taken a pepelats out
of the garage without a gravitsapa?!

306
00:25:41,578 --> 00:25:42,445
It's no good!

307
00:25:42,565 --> 00:25:43,677
We had a gravitsapa.

308
00:25:43,797 --> 00:25:46,135
But when we came here,
it got pinched.

309
00:25:46,617 --> 00:25:48,721
Excuse me, do you have
a space transfer machine?

310
00:25:48,841 --> 00:25:50,306
- No.
- No, we have none.

311
00:25:50,577 --> 00:25:51,823
Give me the matches.

312
00:25:52,477 --> 00:25:53,636
Give us some water.

313
00:26:01,862 --> 00:26:02,948
- Kyoo!
- Kyoo!

314
00:26:03,068 --> 00:26:04,470
- Kyoo!
- Kyoo!

315
00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:15,654
Like this!

316
00:26:15,774 --> 00:26:18,888
You must do this!
You must do this!

317
00:26:19,136 --> 00:26:20,245
Do this...

318
00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:25,376
This is yours,
this is how you smoke now.

319
00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:27,183
Thank you.

320
00:26:29,581 --> 00:26:30,290
- Koo!

321
00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:34,063
- He said they have
a gravitsapa.

322
00:26:34,867 --> 00:26:36,626
Put your matches here.

323
00:26:37,010 --> 00:26:41,846
I have a proposition.
When you PUT us on the Earth,
you'll get this and this.

324
00:26:41,966 --> 00:26:42,825
- What??

325
00:26:42,945 --> 00:26:45,319
Come on, Fiddler,
to the outer space.

326
00:26:46,524 --> 00:26:47,393
- Wait! Come back.

327
00:26:49,338 --> 00:26:50,746
Give it to me!

328
00:26:52,804 --> 00:26:55,385
- Give it to me!
- On Mother Earth you'll get them.

329
00:26:56,242 --> 00:26:57,751
Vladimir Nikolaevich!

330
00:26:58,159 --> 00:27:01,113
You said if we take you,
you'd give us all of it!

331
00:27:01,748 --> 00:27:03,516
But then you stole
this match from us!

332
00:27:03,808 --> 00:27:06,777
Patsak won't cheat on Patsak.
It's not nice, my friend...

333
00:27:06,897 --> 00:27:08,549
I said -
take us to the city!

334
00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:10,904
- And what's this?
- A barn!

335
00:27:11,024 --> 00:27:12,051
And this?

336
00:27:14,748 --> 00:27:15,848
And this?

337
00:27:16,937 --> 00:27:19,380
What's this here
- not a city?!

338
00:27:19,709 --> 00:27:21,513
Stop pissin' about!

339
00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:24,809
Let's see that gravitsapa.

340
00:27:25,289 --> 00:27:27,456
If it's major brand,
we'll take it.

341
00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:29,617
- Patsak!

342
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:34,842
What bonehead would take
smuggled ketse
in front of witnesses?!

343
00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:37,915
You'll get life-long ecikh
with nails for it!

344
00:27:38,035 --> 00:27:40,824
Wha'd'you have in your head,
brain or kyoo?

345
00:27:42,378 --> 00:27:44,103
We'll buy it ourselves.
Let's go, Fiddler.

346
00:27:46,411 --> 00:27:47,614
Stop!

347
00:27:48,312 --> 00:27:49,875
Stop I said!

348
00:27:55,620 --> 00:27:56,977
Who are you?

349
00:27:58,496 --> 00:28:01,156
I asked who are you?!

350
00:28:03,010 --> 00:28:06,340
- An alien foreman.
- No. You're Patsak!

351
00:28:06,460 --> 00:28:08,624
- And who are you?
- I'm Georgian.

352
00:28:08,744 --> 00:28:11,097
No! You're Patsak, too!

353
00:28:11,217 --> 00:28:12,994
You're Patsak,
you're Patsak

354
00:28:13,114 --> 00:28:14,387
and he's also Patsak!

355
00:28:14,507 --> 00:28:17,598
But I'm Chatlanian!
And they are Chatlanian too!

356
00:28:17,718 --> 00:28:21,787
So you put your tsak on
and sit in pepelats, got it?

357
00:28:22,366 --> 00:28:23,533
What?

358
00:28:23,653 --> 00:28:26,847
Watch, my friend...
When I point this visator at myself,

359
00:28:26,967 --> 00:28:30,306
which signal registers?
Green.

360
00:28:30,685 --> 00:28:34,308
Now at him, watch - green, too.

361
00:28:34,771 --> 00:28:36,909
And at you... Green.

362
00:28:37,176 --> 00:28:41,500
Now look at Wef - which colour?
Orange?

363
00:28:41,751 --> 00:28:43,960
Because he is Chatlanian!

364
00:28:44,429 --> 00:28:46,009
Well, do you understand?

365
00:28:46,257 --> 00:28:49,060
- So what?
- Pluke is a Chatlanian planet.

366
00:28:49,369 --> 00:28:52,194
Therefore we Patsaks
must wear tsak...

367
00:28:52,446 --> 00:28:57,733
Yes! And in front of us Chatlanians
you must do like this!

368
00:28:58,171 --> 00:29:01,127
Vladimir Nikolaevich,
it's an unbridled racism.

369
00:29:01,785 --> 00:29:05,119
- Come again, please.
- Like this!

370
00:29:05,339 --> 00:29:08,800
- A bit slower, could you?
- Like this.

371
00:29:10,325 --> 00:29:11,964
Vladimir Nikolaevich,

372
00:29:12,419 --> 00:29:16,033
you have a wife at home,
a son struggling in school,

373
00:29:16,376 --> 00:29:21,665
a cooperative flat you haven't paid for,
and yet you're messing around.

374
00:29:22,377 --> 00:29:25,663
You'll come to no good,
my friend.

375
00:29:28,651 --> 00:29:29,320
Take it.

376
00:29:30,822 --> 00:29:33,226
Alright, Fiddler,
let's play their games...

377
00:29:33,483 --> 00:29:38,123
There we are, well done.
Now give a match to Wef,
he'll buy the gravitsapa.

378
00:29:38,592 --> 00:29:41,210
- He said he needed them all.
- I was joking.

379
00:29:42,119 --> 00:29:43,544
Very funny.

380
00:29:46,348 --> 00:29:47,764
- Koo.
- Wait.

381
00:29:48,211 --> 00:29:50,013
Koo. We'll go together...

382
00:29:55,338 --> 00:29:59,794
Don't show 'em your ketse,
and don't think about it.
Just show 'em mine.

383
00:29:59,914 --> 00:30:04,381
And don't give 'em
more than half a match.
Gravitsapa costs half a match.

384
00:30:05,211 --> 00:30:07,250
Your Patsak said
a whole match.

385
00:30:09,004 --> 00:30:11,056
He was joking, too.

386
00:30:27,801 --> 00:30:29,738
Concrete mark 300?

387
00:30:32,461 --> 00:30:36,168
Patsak! Remember -
half or less.

388
00:30:36,427 --> 00:30:37,088
OK.

389
00:30:37,556 --> 00:30:40,492
Excuse me...
Chatlanian and Patsak -
is it nationality?

390
00:30:40,612 --> 00:30:41,384
No.

391
00:30:42,972 --> 00:30:45,338
- Biological factor?
- No.

392
00:30:45,458 --> 00:30:47,908
- From different planets?
- No.

393
00:30:48,028 --> 00:30:50,258
So what distinguishes
one from another?

394
00:30:50,378 --> 00:30:54,667
Are you colour-blind, Fiddler?
Can't you tell green from orange?...

395
00:30:55,088 --> 00:30:56,261
Tourist!

396
00:31:03,006 --> 00:31:04,734
Wow!

397
00:31:06,731 --> 00:31:08,339
Skyscraper!

398
00:31:08,949 --> 00:31:10,715
Come on!

399
00:31:16,346 --> 00:31:16,947
Koo.

400
00:31:23,387 --> 00:31:25,687
Koo!
Vova, do as I taught!

401
00:31:26,288 --> 00:31:28,406
Hi, citizen.

402
00:31:29,541 --> 00:31:32,707
You don't feel cold
in the coat, do you?

403
00:31:41,948 --> 00:31:45,399
They won’t let me in.
They want you alone.

404
00:31:45,776 --> 00:31:49,124
Don't give 'em ketse,
bring the gravitsapa here,
I'll check it.

405
00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:52,381
Enter!

406
00:31:56,141 --> 00:31:58,478
- Not you!
- We're together!

407
00:31:58,598 --> 00:32:01,798
- Not you!
- Vladimir Nikolaevich, tell him!

408
00:32:02,605 --> 00:32:03,815
It's alright.

409
00:32:05,208 --> 00:32:06,682
Wait here.

410
00:32:13,606 --> 00:32:15,413
But don't leave!




411
00:32:34,948 --> 00:32:36,570
Hi!

412
00:32:40,202 --> 00:32:41,967
How are things?

413
00:32:45,279 --> 00:32:47,103
You want me to squat...

414
00:32:47,726 --> 00:32:51,859
well, just out of respect
for the ladies present...

415
00:32:54,074 --> 00:32:56,598
Well what's new...
on Pluke?

416
00:32:57,958 --> 00:33:00,529
Gimme ketse,
you'll get a gravitsapa.

417
00:33:13,149 --> 00:33:14,447
A half!

418
00:33:16,308 --> 00:33:17,956
Yeah, a half.

419
00:33:19,148 --> 00:33:20,641
May I have a look?

420
00:33:20,968 --> 00:33:22,229
Sure.

421
00:33:34,412 --> 00:33:38,120
Actually, I am not an expert
in these gravitsapas...

422
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:42,206
So let's go and show it
to my Chatlanian,
he'll check it, OK?

423
00:33:42,439 --> 00:33:45,937
- Jus’ a moment while we
install the tsapa.

424
00:34:03,076 --> 00:34:05,591
Sore throat?

425
00:34:10,008 --> 00:34:11,131
It’s water...

426
00:34:11,459 --> 00:34:18,955
I have a proposition.
I'll give you the rest of this ketse
for two bottles of water.

427
00:34:19,178 --> 00:34:20,302
- Agreed?

428
00:34:20,612 --> 00:34:21,496
- OK.

429
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,328
Do you have food?

430
00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:36,948
Kasha...

431
00:34:37,268 --> 00:34:38,741
What kind?

432
00:34:40,273 --> 00:34:42,216
Plastic...

433
00:34:48,542 --> 00:34:52,946
I’ll give you
this whole ketse

434
00:34:54,051 --> 00:34:59,064
for five bottles of water
and a kilo of kasha.

435
00:35:03,491 --> 00:35:05,857
- What’s this?
- Ketse.

436
00:35:07,113 --> 00:35:10,280
- We have to check it again.
- Well, check it.

437
00:35:12,366 -->;;;; 00:35:13,508
- Koo!

438
00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:30,594
Hey, where are you going?

439
00:35:32,481 --> 00:35:34,180
Wait man...

440
00:36:01,658 --> 00:36:02,914
Fiddler!

441
00:36:03,266 --> 00:36:06,327
Can you obtain more
matches on Earth?

442
00:36:07,857 --> 00:36:09,171
I can.

443
00:36:12,651 --> 00:36:16,822
If you can spit further than me,
I'll give you half a chatl.

444
00:36:17,019 --> 00:36:20,255
Here... this is a Spitta.

445
00:36:20,573 --> 00:36:24,377
And if I can OVERSPIT you,
you’ll give me two matches....

446
00:36:33,469 --> 00:36:34,808
- Understood?
- No.

447
00:36:34,928 --> 00:36:36,560
It's just a simple game.

448
00:36:36,896 --> 00:36:40,597
I bet half a chatl,
you bet 3 matches.

449
00:36:40,598 --> 00:36:43,938
- Come on, spit, sonnie!
- Thank you, I'd rather not.

450
00:36:44,849 --> 00:36:49,578
OK, you bet one match,
I bet 3 chatls an’ Yellow Pants,

451
00:36:49,844 --> 00:36:53,072
and I’ll give you... a head-start
LIKE THIS! Come on!

452
00:36:53,269 --> 00:36:53,861
- No!

453
00:36:54,674 --> 00:36:55,441
- Well, Blue Pants!

454
00:36:55,561 --> 00:36:58,559
Mr Uef, I will not enter
on any terms and conditions.

455
00:36:58,819 --> 00:37:00,064
Is that CRUELLY FINAL?

456
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:07,508
So why are you pissin’ about,
maimuna verishvilo?!

457
00:37:10,065 --> 00:37:16,070
Mr Wef! I represent a civilized planet,
and insist you watch your language!

458
00:37:16,366 --> 00:37:16,881
Yeah!

459
00:37:44,406 --> 00:37:46,174
Where are they?

460
00:37:46,770 --> 00:37:47,668
Who?

461
00:37:47,788 --> 00:37:49,648
That one, with a scar!

462
00:37:49,895 --> 00:37:52,733
I'm such a bonehead!
I gave him all the matches!

463
00:38:53,209 --> 00:38:54,608
- Kyoo... Woe...

464
00:38:54,728 --> 00:38:56,411
- Kyoo... Woe...

465
00:38:56,531 --> 00:38:58,497
- Kyoo... Woe...

466
00:39:01,169 --> 00:39:04,474
- Kyoo... Woe...
- Stop it, men. Enough!

467
00:39:05,748 --> 00:39:07,464
Enough? Enough?!

468
00:39:07,584 --> 00:39:11,160
I told him a thousand times
we should go to the Centre!

469
00:39:11,463 --> 00:39:14,399
But he's greedy
like all Chatlanians!

470
00:39:14,645 --> 00:39:17,620
All he wanted is
to save 2 chatls! Kyoo!

471
00:39:18,002 --> 00:39:20,372
Well, I have another one.

472
00:39:24,342 --> 00:39:27,538
As I understand it,
enough for a gravitsapa.

473
00:39:27,939 --> 00:39:29,973
Give it to me. Now.

474
00:39:30,093 --> 00:39:31,007
Why?

475
00:39:31,127 --> 00:39:32,840
To buy a gravitsapa!

476
00:39:35,085 --> 00:39:36,123
Where?

477
00:39:36,647 --> 00:39:38,372
There, in the Centre.

478
00:39:39,156 --> 00:39:42,178
How will you
get us to Earth,

479
00:39:42,298 --> 00:39:46,751
when you don't even know
in which galaxy she orbits?

480
00:39:47,096 --> 00:39:48,830
Your planet number,
you bonehead...

481
00:39:49,122 --> 00:39:52,378
any planetarium in the Centre
will give out for 2 chatls!

482
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,392
Give me the match, OK?

483
00:39:55,712 --> 00:39:57,908
So that you could
bury us in the sand?!

484
00:39:58,028 --> 00:40:00,476
- So you won't give it?
- No.

485
00:40:00,783 --> 00:40:05,512
- Is that cruelly final?
- Most cruelly.

486
00:40:10,288 --> 00:40:14,099
Then goodbye,
my friend.

487
00:40:19,038 --> 00:40:21,012
They're going away,
Vladimir Nikolaevich.

488
00:40:21,132 --> 00:40:22,351
Like hell!

489
00:40:22,471 --> 00:40:25,147
They'll hang themselves
for a match!

490
00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:35,994
Either you give us
the match now,

491
00:40:36,234 --> 00:40:41,458
or we won't PUT you on Earth
for less than 7 boxes!




492
00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:48,127
OK, 2 000.

493
00:40:49,390 --> 00:40:50,925
No! 3 000!

494
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,968
Well, 2 300.

495
00:40:53,340 --> 00:40:55,120
3 000, I say!

496
00:41:03,790 --> 00:41:05,910
2 500,
I can't give you more.

497
00:41:06,390 --> 00:41:08,188
Yes, you can, my friend.

498
00:41:08,990 --> 00:41:11,050
Mr Bee,

499
00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:16,748
I have 50 roubles,

500
00:41:17,323 --> 00:41:19,710
matches cost
2 kopecks per box,

501
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:23,319
so I can buy 2 500,
it's maximum...

502
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,770
Fiddler, don’t bullshit!
You have more Russian chatls.

503
00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:37,470
Mr Wef! Don’t you call me Fiddler!
My name is Gedevan Alexandrovich!

504
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,507
What's that, an engine?

505
00:41:47,980 --> 00:41:50,074
Don't poke your nose
in every hole!

506
00:41:50,350 --> 00:41:52,590
...Gedevan Alexandrovich...

507
00:41:56,020 --> 00:42:01,276
Gedevan, let's tie up these rogues
and take a course to the North.

508
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,654
What for?

509
00:42:04,027 --> 00:42:06,551
What if the shores
of the Mediterranean are there?

510
00:42:08,424 --> 00:42:10,817
Ha! Vladimir Nikolaevich,
are you nuts?

511
00:42:11,190 --> 00:42:13,332
Where did you get
seas on Pluke?

512
00:42:13,779 --> 00:42:16,799
Our seas have been made
into LUTZ long ago.

513
00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:19,810
Excuse me, into what?

514
00:42:21,428 --> 00:42:23,149
Into fuel, Fiddler. Into fuel...

515
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,930
Now you owe us 6 140 boxes.

516
00:42:29,050 --> 00:42:30,718
Why so much?

517
00:42:31,353 --> 00:42:34,633
You ate kasha,
you're drinking water...
plus the bandura.

518
00:42:36,730 --> 00:42:40,196
No, cancel the bandura...
we don't want the bandura.
Put it back, Fiddler.

519
00:42:49,660 --> 00:42:52,751
Uncle Vova, we need to bring back
a sample of technology.

520
00:42:52,871 --> 00:42:55,019
If not, who will believe us?

521
00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:59,040
Well, give them the violin,
if you like that bandura so much.

522
00:43:00,873 --> 00:43:06,023
It's an 18th century Italian violin!
It’s worth 1000 roubles, if not more!

523
00:43:06,641 --> 00:43:07,878
How would I ever pay it back?

524
00:43:08,092 --> 00:43:08,908
Koo.

525
00:43:09,797 --> 00:43:10,604
Koo.

526
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:18,943
Fiddler, instead of thinking that
you're the first Georgian cosmonaut
and that you'd get a Nobel Prize,

527
00:43:19,638 --> 00:43:24,494
give back the spoon
you stole from us poor artists.

528
00:43:26,650 --> 00:43:29,246
I wasn’t thinking anything
about cosmos or Nobel...

529
00:43:34,698 --> 00:43:39,344
I wanted to bring it to the
institute of non-ferrous metals,
it may prove something new...

530
00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:42,297
Heavens!

531
00:43:42,536 --> 00:43:46,919
The heavens never saw
such a disreputable Patsak
as you, Fiddler.

532
00:43:47,650 --> 00:43:50,368
I am deeply saddened.

533
00:43:55,751 --> 00:43:57,047
Where are you goin’?

534
00:43:57,167 --> 00:43:58,333
To the toilet.

535
00:43:58,453 --> 00:44:01,925
Money not allowed in the toilet!
Leave money here...

536
00:44:02,949 --> 00:44:05,033
...Gedevan Alexandrovich!

537
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,694
Ketse is very expensive,
my friend.

538
00:44:43,814 --> 00:44:44,797
Why?

539
00:44:45,651 --> 00:44:47,595
Well... back on Earth,

540
00:44:47,715 --> 00:44:51,571
how do you determine
who should squat in front of whom
and how many times?

541
00:44:51,910 --> 00:44:53,664
Well, it's a guess-work.

542
00:44:55,148 --> 00:44:56,752
Barbarians!

543
00:44:57,612 --> 00:45:01,708
Look man, I like you,
so I'll teach you.

544
00:45:02,528 --> 00:45:07,451
If I have a few ketse,
I have the right
to wear Yellow Pants.

545
00:45:08,124 --> 00:45:14,009
So, Patsaks have to squat
in front of me not once, but twice.

546
00:45:14,357 --> 00:45:21,236
If I have a lot of ketse,
I have the right to wear
Crimson Pants.

547
00:45:22,277 --> 00:45:29,999
So, Patsaks have to squat in front
of me twice, and Chatlanians have
to koo to me!

548
00:45:30,602 --> 00:45:34,755
And an ecilop may not
beat me up at night!

549
00:45:35,601 --> 00:45:36,832
...Never!

550
00:45:39,008 --> 00:45:40,767
I have a proposition, my friend.

551
00:45:41,326 --> 00:45:47,350
You give us the match now, and later
we'll bring you Yellow Pants, deal?

552
00:45:48,552 --> 00:45:50,956
Thanks, I already have a pair.
Fiddler maybe needs some...

553
00:45:51,172 --> 00:45:54,499
Hey, Fiddler!
Aliens are peddlin' pants here!

554
00:45:56,026 --> 00:45:58,164
Yellow ones! Need any?

555
00:46:00,064 --> 00:46:01,773
There is no Fiddler,
my friend.

556
00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:02,702
What?!

557
00:46:02,822 --> 00:46:04,055
I ejected him.

558
00:46:04,175 --> 00:46:06,129
But you needn't worry,
Vladimir Nokolaevich.

559
00:46:06,249 --> 00:46:08,446
We have another catapult.
A new one.

560
00:46:08,566 --> 00:46:10,357
That old one
was broken anyway.

561
00:46:10,477 --> 00:46:12,070
I don't get it...

562
00:46:12,190 --> 00:46:15,528
I pressed the kappa
he flew away.

563
00:46:16,350 --> 00:46:20,532
Fiddler isn't needed, my friend,
he's just a waste of fuel...

564
00:46:31,714 --> 00:46:33,062
Turn back!

565
00:46:34,350 --> 00:46:35,320
Impossible...

566
00:46:35,699 --> 00:46:38,152
We’re out of lutz.
We need to fly
to the lutz station.

567
00:46:39,470 --> 00:46:43,550
Turn back!
Or I’ll burn this damned ketse!




568
00:46:45,527 --> 00:46:47,960
Gedevan!

569
00:46:52,325 --> 00:46:54,680
Fiddler!

570
00:46:58,470 --> 00:47:00,650
Hey, Fiddler!

571
00:47:12,422 --> 00:47:13,859
Where could he have gone?

572
00:47:13,979 --> 00:47:17,510
You've been told.
The ecilops caught him.

573
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,452
Well let's go, my friend.

574
00:47:19,572 --> 00:47:21,591
You bastards!
You've really done it now!

575
00:47:25,730 --> 00:47:28,004
Call the ecilops on the radio!

576
00:47:28,717 --> 00:47:31,839
We have no radio.We threw it away,
because of annoying Maydays!

577
00:47:32,150 --> 00:47:33,679
I'll check myself!

578
00:47:33,799 --> 00:47:35,680
Ecilop!

579
00:47:44,430 --> 00:47:46,092
Put the tsak on, now!

580
00:47:48,390 --> 00:47:51,121
- Put the tsak on!
- Not on his life!

581
00:48:00,122 --> 00:48:01,043
Koo!

582
00:48:01,578 --> 00:48:02,423
Koo.

583
00:48:04,140 --> 00:48:06,340
Put it on, or he’ll
tranklucate you!

584
00:48:06,752 --> 00:48:08,314
You and the match!

585
00:48:15,793 --> 00:48:16,535
Koo.

586
00:48:32,918 --> 00:48:33,839
Koo!

587
00:49:02,910 --> 00:49:04,410
Hello.

588
00:49:04,774 --> 00:49:08,084
Listen, friend, we lost
a young lad around here,
did you see him?

589
00:49:08,204 --> 00:49:09,039
Koo!

590
00:49:10,460 --> 00:49:11,637
What?

591
00:49:24,412 --> 00:49:29,280
Oh! Sorry, I forgot...
They said you picked him up.

592
00:49:29,755 --> 00:49:30,675
Koo.

593
00:49:33,996 --> 00:49:34,710
Koo.

594
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:12,794
I told you Fiddler isn't needed!
But you weren’t listening!

595
00:50:12,914 --> 00:50:16,070
How will we buy lutz now?
How?!

596
00:50:20,523 --> 00:50:21,443
How?!

597
00:50:21,784 --> 00:50:24,252
You're a damned bastard,
my friend...

598
00:50:24,372 --> 00:50:27,110
He's worse.
He's just a kyoo.

599
00:51:02,269 --> 00:51:03,940
I have a proposition.

600
00:51:04,231 --> 00:51:08,479
We find Fiddler, and then we’ll go
to the local government...

601
00:51:08,599 --> 00:51:10,830
Get me some sand,
my friend...

602
00:51:12,173 --> 00:51:15,260
We tell to your governors
who we are, where we're from...

603
00:51:17,597 --> 00:51:20,376
They'll give us a gravitsapa,

604
00:51:20,586 --> 00:51:26,000
and we'll organize
a mutually beneficial trade...

605
00:51:27,642 --> 00:51:32,797
Pluke to Earth: lots of yellow pants.
Earth to Pluke: as many ketse
as the Plukanians want.

606
00:51:33,069 --> 00:51:36,112
We ALREADY need a gravitsapa
to go to the government!

607
00:51:36,232 --> 00:51:39,510
The governors live
on another planet, my friend.

608
00:52:24,950 --> 00:52:27,840
Uncle Vova!
I'm here!

609
00:52:30,144 --> 00:52:31,806
I’m here!

610
00:52:46,562 --> 00:52:48,299
- Fiddler!
- What?

611
00:52:48,419 --> 00:52:50,637
Where is my thing...
what’s it called...?

612
00:52:50,757 --> 00:52:52,505
Tsak?

613
00:52:53,643 --> 00:52:55,005
Yeah.

614
00:52:56,188 --> 00:52:58,357
- I have it.
- So give it to me!

615
00:52:58,477 --> 00:52:59,467
Right here?
Why?

616
00:52:59,587 --> 00:53:01,880
Well, just give it to me, I said!

617
00:53:05,361 --> 00:53:07,239
But there’s nobody here...

618
00:53:08,300 --> 00:53:09,502
Hey, that's mine.

619
00:53:09,622 --> 00:53:11,718
Alright, so keep it ready!

620
00:53:31,904 --> 00:53:33,735
Are you asleep?

621
00:53:34,772 --> 00:53:36,068
No.

622
00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:38,387
Cheer up, Fiddler.

623
00:53:38,622 --> 00:53:42,133
If there is a gravitsapa
on Pluke, we'll get it.

624
00:53:43,380 --> 00:53:47,014
It was happening to me
to get things even harder to find

625
00:53:49,916 --> 00:53:50,996
Quiet...




626
00:53:54,510 --> 00:53:56,908
Hey! Wait!

627
00:53:57,028 --> 00:53:58,153
Koo?

628
00:53:58,273 --> 00:54:00,507
Would you give us a lift
to the Centre?

629
00:54:01,059 --> 00:54:03,185
- Patsak, stop.
- What?

630
00:54:04,683 --> 00:54:08,493
Don't come any closer.
What do you want?

631
00:54:09,224 --> 00:54:12,033
- Take us to the Centre!..
- 3 chatls.

632
00:54:13,454 --> 00:54:16,749
No money!
But we'll work for it!

633
00:54:16,869 --> 00:54:18,294
And what can you do?

634
00:54:19,300 --> 00:54:21,332
Me? I can do everything!

635
00:54:21,452 --> 00:54:22,395
Don’t brag!
What exactly?

636
00:54:22,515 --> 00:54:26,428
Vladimir Nikolaevich is a
builder site foreman!

637
00:54:26,548 --> 00:54:28,587
We can build you a house!

638
00:54:29,150 --> 00:54:30,725
And what can YOU do?

639
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:32,879
Me?

640
00:54:33,700 --> 00:54:35,832
He can play the violin!

641
00:54:37,530 --> 00:54:39,015
Play!

642
00:54:40,083 --> 00:54:41,135
Play.

643
00:54:41,419 --> 00:54:43,068
I can't!

644
00:54:44,370 --> 00:54:45,892
Bye, Patsaks.

645
00:54:46,378 --> 00:54:49,081
Citizen! Wait!

646
00:54:49,201 --> 00:54:50,337
I can!

647
00:54:50,750 --> 00:54:51,744
Play!

648
00:54:52,750 --> 00:54:53,830
Here?

649
00:54:54,340 --> 00:54:55,856
Over there!

650
00:55:17,420 --> 00:55:20,890
Wait a minute, foreman...
I'll tune the sound...

651
00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:27,472
Now, play.

652
00:55:30,820 --> 00:55:32,777
And sing.

653
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:38,840
Right, just a sec.

654
00:55:39,992 --> 00:55:41,380
How does it go...

655
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:46,680
(Mashkov sings: )
Mama, mama,
what shall I do?...

656
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,432
Cool!

657
00:55:48,988 --> 00:55:50,046
What?

658
00:55:50,350 --> 00:55:53,180
- I said, 'Cool!'
- People like it...

659
00:55:53,300 --> 00:55:56,250
- What?
- PEOPLE LIKE IT!

660
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:15,416
No...

661
00:56:16,675 --> 00:56:19,235
- I can’t sing... let me be a drummer.
- How’s that?

662
00:56:21,790 --> 00:56:22,839
Foreman!

663
00:56:23,906 --> 00:56:26,015
Fiddler isn't needed!

664
00:56:28,700 --> 00:56:30,276
It’s OK,
he won’t be a bother.

665
00:56:30,755 --> 00:56:32,264
Give us some water to drink,
will you?

666
00:56:32,770 --> 00:56:34,668
I said, after the performance.

667
00:56:35,420 --> 00:56:37,492
We could've taken it
ourselves... by force.

668
00:56:41,338 --> 00:56:44,110
Then you'd have to ask us.

669
00:56:44,230 --> 00:56:44,842
Oh!

670
00:56:45,236 --> 00:56:47,809
You touch me...
an ecilop will come
and tear your legs off.

671
00:56:47,929 --> 00:56:49,797
I don't give a damn
about your ecilop!

672
00:56:50,349 --> 00:56:52,604
Calm down, Fiddler.
Don't provoke the lady...

673
00:56:55,250 --> 00:56:56,156
Foreman!

674
00:57:08,590 --> 00:57:09,937
Look...

675
00:57:16,910 --> 00:57:18,426
Alright, I got it.

676
00:57:19,604 --> 00:57:20,410
I got it.

677
00:57:20,860 --> 00:57:25,519
Look, do you know anyone
with a gravitsapa and a pepelats?

678
00:57:25,639 --> 00:57:26,761
Why?

679
00:57:27,070 --> 00:57:29,190
Well, he could give us
a lift to Earth...

680
00:57:29,310 --> 00:57:31,829
and we'd give each of you
a big crate of ketse...

681
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,652
I know that you people
don't trust words...

682
00:57:35,985 --> 00:57:37,677
Well, read...
what am I thinking?

683
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,954
That your wife is probably
calling all the city morgues.

684
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:46,422
No, what am I thinking
right now?

685
00:57:47,499 --> 00:57:49,189
That you will really
keep your promise.

686
00:57:49,309 --> 00:57:50,875
You see? It’s true then.

687
00:57:52,540 --> 00:57:54,996
What an idiot on Pluke
thinks the truth?

688
00:57:57,090 --> 00:57:58,420
It's absurd!

689
00:57:59,570 --> 00:58:05,225
Precisely because
you say what you don't think
and think what you don't think

690
00:58:05,345 --> 00:58:07,375
you do sit in cages.

691
00:58:07,495 --> 00:58:13,074
That’s the cause of all this bitter
cataclysm which I observe here...

692
00:58:13,194 --> 00:58:15,281
and Vladimir Nikolaevich
does too...

693
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:20,810
Patsaks have to perform in cages,
so come inside right now, you two!
Why put on lugs?

694
00:58:20,930 --> 00:58:23,829
Doesn't matter, my dear,
we will sing beside the cage.

695
00:58:23,949 --> 00:58:26,890
Get in! He saw us!
He’ll tranklucate us!

696
00:58:27,010 --> 00:58:28,480
We're not animals.

697
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:29,966
What???

698
00:58:31,950 --> 00:58:34,000
- You SHALL come inside, I say!
- Hands off!

699
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,463
- You shall get in!
- Stop it!

700
00:58:37,648 --> 00:58:38,927
Kyoo!

701
00:58:39,167 --> 00:58:40,532
Koo!

702
00:58:42,710 --> 00:58:44,930
Get in!
Or he’ll melt us down!

703
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:49,000
OK, get in Fiddler,
if she wants it so badly.

704
00:58:50,970 --> 00:58:52,168
Get in.

705
00:58:57,630 --> 00:59:01,540
One two three...

706
00:59:01,940 --> 00:59:03,265
Dance!

707
00:59:03,905 --> 00:59:04,798
Dance...

708
00:59:04,918 --> 00:59:07,264
I'll tell you what...
Go find another band!...

709
00:59:07,384 --> 00:59:08,370
...nunky!

710
00:59:09,916 --> 00:59:11,547
What???

711
00:59:22,304 --> 00:59:23,954
Don’t move!
I'll be back.

712
00:59:28,072 --> 00:59:29,479
We've got to
get out of here.

713
00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:32,235
Boys, push the cart,
could you?...it's uphill.

714
00:59:32,855 --> 00:59:34,578
The pleasure is ours...

715
00:59:42,729 --> 00:59:43,819
Accelerate!

716
00:59:44,239 --> 00:59:46,780
Bye-bye, bastards!

717
01:00:06,490 --> 01:00:08,524
I will tell everybody...

718
01:00:09,304 --> 01:00:14,241
...where this buffoon PJ
has led the planet!

719
01:00:16,350 --> 01:00:21,449
Patsaks are walking
all over Chatlanians!

720
01:00:24,995 --> 01:00:26,359
Kyoo!

721
01:00:27,004 --> 01:00:28,635
("Cosmos" - cigarettes)

722
01:00:29,072 --> 01:00:32,400
Everything's in place?

723
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:34,940
She's stolen the cologne.

724
01:00:35,870 --> 01:00:37,650
Women!..

725
01:00:43,260 --> 01:00:44,380
Let me...

726
01:00:46,443 --> 01:00:49,719
- What's in there... lead?
- Let me, uncle Vova.

727
01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:31,064
I don't even know
which way to look.

728
01:01:31,184 --> 01:01:33,420
Where's the Earth?

729
01:01:49,968 --> 01:01:51,324
Galina Borisovna!

730
01:01:51,444 --> 01:01:53,906
Comrade Mashkov and I,
as Patsaks,

731
01:01:54,026 --> 01:01:57,830
could earn 2 chatls
for a performance -
it's maximum.

732
01:01:57,950 --> 01:02:02,969
Water, lutz and bribes to ecilops
it's at least a chatl a day.

733
01:02:03,089 --> 01:02:05,519
But a gravitsapa costs
half a ketse!

734
01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:07,764
That's 2 200 chatls.

735
01:02:07,884 --> 01:02:12,471
Divide it by 365,
minus weekends... we get 6.

736
01:02:12,849 --> 01:02:16,490
And that's for those 6 years
when I had no way of returning!

737
01:02:17,041 --> 01:02:20,740
That's all very well,
Gedevan Alexandrovich,
but these are just words.

738
01:02:20,860 --> 01:02:26,990
Where is the proof, that you
arrived from the cosmos,
and not sold the violin...

739
01:02:27,110 --> 01:02:31,170
...and function all that time
in a disco in Gagry?

740
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:34,300
This is a Plukanian mineral.

741
01:02:35,253 --> 01:02:37,210
This is a chatl.

742
01:02:38,591 --> 01:02:39,884
This is a tsak.

743
01:02:40,004 --> 01:02:43,301
A screwnut and a sample of sand
are appended to the report...

744
01:02:43,421 --> 01:02:45,151
I handed over
to the Dean’s secretary

745
01:02:45,271 --> 01:02:47,251
so that it could be
sent to UNESCO.

746
01:02:47,371 --> 01:02:48,533
Where?!

747
01:02:48,911 --> 01:02:50,275
UNESCO...

748
01:02:52,744 --> 01:02:55,491
Look, Gedevan Alexandrovich...

749
01:02:55,791 --> 01:02:59,215
You had studied for half a term
and then disappeared for years!

750
01:02:59,335 --> 01:03:01,644
And now you're trying
to explain yourself...

751
01:03:01,764 --> 01:03:03,540
...with some pebble,

752
01:03:03,660 --> 01:03:07,191
a piece of old
Georgian ceramics

753
01:03:07,311 --> 01:03:09,618
and a fisher's bell!

754
01:03:09,738 --> 01:03:11,822
And you dare to insist...

755
01:03:11,942 --> 01:03:16,260
By the way...
if you have musical talent,

756
01:03:16,380 --> 01:03:20,171
then why didn’t you participate
in our students' orchestra?!

757
01:03:20,291 --> 01:03:24,894
Excuse me, Fiddler,
but it’s an elementary koo!

758
01:03:25,546 --> 01:03:27,658
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1
00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:04,800
KIN-DZA-DZA!
Part Two

2
00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:11,300
Concise Chatlanian-Patsak Dictionary.

3
00:00:13,300 --> 00:00:20,300
KETSE - Matches.
TSAK - Nose bell.

4
00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:29,300
ECIKH - Box for prisoners.
ECILOP - Policeman,
a representative of authority.

5
00:00:30,300 --> 00:00:41,300
PEPELATS - Spaceship.
GRAVITSAPA - Component
of Pepelats motor.

6
00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:50,300
KYOO - Socially acceptable
swear-word.
KOO - All other words.

7
00:03:35,790 --> 00:03:37,200
Hi!

8
00:03:37,230 --> 00:03:38,570
Hello.

9
00:03:38,610 --> 00:03:40,980
Long time no see!

10
00:03:41,010 --> 00:03:42,640
Bye!

11
00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,890
Hey! Hang on a sec!

12
00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:48,620
I have a proposition!

13
00:03:49,090 --> 00:03:49,680
What?

14
00:03:49,710 --> 00:03:50,270
What now?

15
00:03:54,180 --> 00:03:56,750
What do we think about you?

16
00:03:56,780 --> 00:03:59,320
Well? Read our minds.
Penetrate it!

17
00:04:02,930 --> 00:04:06,240
Why are you botherin' us?
Wha’d’you want?

18
00:04:06,270 --> 00:04:08,070
Have you no shame?

19
00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:09,220
Have YOU?

20
00:04:09,260 --> 00:04:12,630
We are poor, unfortunate,
hungry artists!

21
00:04:12,660 --> 00:04:14,990
Have we done you any wrong?

22
00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:17,480
Why are you stalking us?

23
00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:20,970
Give me your bandura
for a while...

24
00:04:23,980 --> 00:04:25,870
Tune it up...

25
00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,150
Like this.

26
00:04:33,180 --> 00:04:34,570
Come on.

27
00:04:40,010 --> 00:04:42,310
One two three.

28
00:04:42,730 --> 00:04:48,170
(singing: )
Mama, mama, what shall I do?
(Koo!)

29
00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:54,620
Mama, mama, how will I live?
(Wuu!)

30
00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:06,410
I have got no warmer winter coat,

31
00:05:06,450 --> 00:05:11,470
I have got no warmer winter vest.

32
00:05:23,470 --> 00:05:25,430
- Wuuuu...
- Shut up! You're tone deaf!

33
00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:31,100
Mama, mama, what shall I do?
(Koo!)

34
00:05:31,930 --> 00:05:36,190
Mama, mama, how will I live?
(Wuu!)

35
00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:55,350
Uncle Vova, let's go again!

36
00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:57,510
They love it...

37
00:05:57,540 --> 00:05:58,900
They can appreciate it.

38
00:05:59,190 --> 00:06:00,790
One two...

39
00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:02,390
Ecilop!!!

40
00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,120
Artists!
Where is our deathtrap?

41
00:06:29,410 --> 00:06:30,420
The pepelats?

42
00:06:30,450 --> 00:06:31,420
Yes.

43
00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:32,960
Over there...

44
00:06:33,380 --> 00:06:35,120
We’re out of lutz.

45
00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,870
Because of you, bastards.

46
00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:40,530
Fiddler! What are you doing?
Hooligan!

47
00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:42,310
Listen, leave me alone, OK?

48
00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,260
My friend,

49
00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:48,040
it's somebody's Last Breath,

50
00:06:49,050 --> 00:06:50,820
a grave...
You’re in a cemetery.

51
00:06:55,490 --> 00:06:57,170
Checkmate, Fiddler!

52
00:06:58,570 --> 00:07:00,280
And you call your level 'advanced'?

53
00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:01,470
He was just bragging!

54
00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:02,550
It’s not fair!

55
00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:03,910
You win by reading my brains.

56
00:07:03,950 --> 00:07:06,730
If you really had brains,
you'd be studying in MGIMO,

57
00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,500
and not here pissin' everybody off.

58
00:07:08,530 --> 00:07:09,820
Want to play again?

59
00:07:09,860 --> 00:07:13,590
You bet the violin, the case
and the tooth stick...

60
00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:15,560
And this!

61
00:07:15,590 --> 00:07:17,450
OK?

62
00:07:17,490 --> 00:07:20,710
OK, Mr Bee!
You bet the bandura, the visator...

63
00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:23,640
...and your Life Base, Mr Wef.

64
00:07:24,470 --> 00:07:25,380
Agreed.

65
00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:27,130
Begin!

66
00:07:31,570 --> 00:07:33,460
Uncle Vova...

67
00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:36,730
You have to twist the tsapa.
The tsapa!

68
00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,150
Here, you do it!

69
00:07:38,190 --> 00:07:40,190
I'm not allowed,
I'm a Chatlanian.

70
00:07:40,790 --> 00:07:42,330
Then, sod off!

71
00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:45,230
When it comes to advising,
you're all Chatlanians!

72
00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:46,830
When it comes
to working, though...

73
00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:48,420
Scholar's mate, Mr Bee!

74
00:07:48,460 --> 00:07:49,610
Not fair!

75
00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,740
You purposely thought up
bad moves for me!

76
00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,340
Use your own brain for the game!

77
00:07:54,380 --> 00:07:55,730
How could he use his own brain?

78
00:07:55,770 --> 00:07:57,530
He's never seen these dolls before!

79
00:07:57,710 --> 00:07:58,770
Not my problem.

80
00:07:58,810 --> 00:07:59,840
Give me my winnings.

81
00:08:00,190 --> 00:08:01,490
Yeah right!
Not on your life!

82
00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:08,120
Wef, have you ever thought
that such a little Patsak could be
such a mercenary kyoo?

83
00:08:08,290 --> 00:08:12,260
Never.
I told you Fiddler isn't needed,
and here's the proof.

84
00:08:12,430 --> 00:08:13,560
Hey!

85
00:08:13,970 --> 00:08:15,560
Boss!..

86
00:08:20,180 --> 00:08:22,070
Done! And you say 'tsapa'...

87
00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:33,010
Is it true nobody sings
in cages on the Earth?

88
00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:39,160
Mr Bee, on the Earth
we cage only animals.

89
00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,060
Are animals Chatlanians?

90
00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,910
I don't know.
But they look rather similar...

91
00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:48,740
Is Nightingale a Patsak?

92
00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,600
Why a Patsak?

93
00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:53,300
You said he sings without a cage.

94
00:08:54,010 --> 00:08:55,840
Well then he's a Patsak.

95
00:08:56,140 --> 00:09:02,170
Ah! So you see, you have
the same unbridled racism
as here on Pluke.

96
00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:05,480
Only Patsaks have taken power
on Earth, not Chatlanians.

97
00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:10,090
Patsaks just like you
and your friend Nightingale!

98
00:09:51,430 --> 00:09:53,200
Let me...

99
00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,380
Here. Four gulps.

100
00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:35,840
The water's for the youngster.

101
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,890
You owe us 6042 boxes now.

102
00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:42,590
Fiddler, make a note.

103
00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:45,840
I already have.

104
00:10:58,260 --> 00:11:00,090
Want some?

105
00:11:01,690 --> 00:11:03,520
No.

106
00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,300
For free.

107
00:11:16,230 --> 00:11:17,480
Hey!!

108
00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,400
What are you doing?

109
00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:25,340
And what about me?
About me?!
About me?!!

110
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,140
I’ll give 10 more boxes,
take some water for yourself...

111
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,200
Damned coriander!
Kindza-dza!

112
00:11:55,150 --> 00:11:56,230
A boat!

113
00:11:56,270 --> 00:11:59,940
It's not a boat.
It's a lutz station.

114
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,260
So we can refuel!

115
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:05,020
No! This one's automatic.
But on the next one, there
must be a woman attendant.

116
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:07,740
If we perform, she'll give us
a discount, got it?

117
00:12:08,570 --> 00:12:10,600
Stop slacking, uncle Vova.

118
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,130
Come on, come on, my friend,
let’s fly... Come on...

119
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,400
If this had once been sea,
why aren’t there any shells?

120
00:12:21,230 --> 00:12:23,890
Do you still have seas on Earth?

121
00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:26,310
We have seas, and rivers,

122
00:12:26,910 --> 00:12:29,390
and honest people, Mr Wef.

123
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,360
Barbarians.
You make me want to cry.

124
00:12:34,950 --> 00:12:39,440
(singing: )
Mama, mama, what shall I do?
(Wuu! Tam ta da dam!)

125
00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:46,720
Mama, mama, how will I live?

126
00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:52,160
I have got no warmer winter coat!
(Wuu! Tam ta da dam!)

127
00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:59,370
I have got no warmer winter vest!

128
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,280
It's a shame my boss
can't see me now...

129
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,940
He'd probably give me a raise.

130
00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:07,120
Keep quiet, Uncle Vova.

131
00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:09,250
The lady is watching us.

132
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:37,580
Kyoo!
They took away the woman
and put in a machine.

133
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,130
Well, buy as much as you can!

134
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,320
We'll fly at least part of the way!

135
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,460
You can't buy lutz in parts.

136
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:53,960
Lutz is 10 chatls per charge,
and we have only 7.

137
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:09,690
How far is the Centre?

138
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,170
160 km.

139
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:15,480
Uncle Vova, Wef has
some more chatls.
In his right shoe.

140
00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:27,670
Hey, Chatlanian!

141
00:14:28,790 --> 00:14:30,150
What?

142
00:14:30,980 --> 00:14:33,050
Do us a favor,
take off your right boot.

143
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,050
- What for?
- Come on, koo, koo!

144
00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:00,430
You bastard! Kyoo!!

145
00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:08,940
All of you! Squat!

146
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:11,900
Why?
They're not ecilops are they?

147
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,930
It's Mr PJ and his Patsak.

148
00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:15,890
If they find out
that you didn't squat,

149
00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:17,820
it's life-long ecikh with nails.

150
00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:19,940
Who is PJ?

151
00:15:30,770 --> 00:15:32,200
Did you see that?

152
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,080
Yeah.
It's a hologram, my friend.

153
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:36,210
- The violin!
- Koo-oo!!!

154
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,650
Quiet! Stand still!

155
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,360
Silence!

156
00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:51,580
You see this, eh?
And you said 'koo'...

157
00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:10,770
It's not a blimp, you bonehead!

158
00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:13,410
It's the Last Breath of Mr PJ.

159
00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:14,880
Rubbish.

160
00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:19,560
How could one person breathe
so much air just before he died?

161
00:16:19,910 --> 00:16:20,580
It’s absurd.

162
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:23,160
Don't blaspheme.
PJ is alive!

163
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,520
And I am happy.

164
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:27,010
I'm even happier!

165
00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:07,690
Wuuu... Like this.

166
00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:10,300
Come on, get inside.

167
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,600
Plastic?

168
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:12,900
No.

169
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,460
Is there a normal entrance
to this supermarket?

170
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,580
To get in normally, we have
to pay in chatls, my friend.

171
00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:25,270
Hey, let's go!

172
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:26,350
Sod off, Patsak!

173
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,620
Fiddler! Patsaks go there!

174
00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:27,810
What are they doing?

175
00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:31,990
It’s the fourth pump of Mr PJ.

176
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:34,080
I love PJ very much!

177
00:19:34,110 --> 00:19:36,130
I koo him even more!

178
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,440
And here they make water
out of lutz.

179
00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:32,900
What are they shouting?

180
00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:34,740
They’re selling.

181
00:20:36,390 --> 00:20:38,170
Selling what?

182
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,020
Everything.

183
00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:42,130
Let’s buy a gravitsapa!

184
00:20:42,230 --> 00:20:44,500
Gravitsapas are
in another department.

185
00:20:45,090 --> 00:20:47,570
We first need to find out
the tenture of the Earth.

186
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,620
- Yellow Pants... double koo!
- Koo! Koo! Koo-koo!

187
00:21:23,410 --> 00:21:26,540
Think!
What's the orbit diameter
of your planet?

188
00:21:30,210 --> 00:21:32,750
I don't remember...
Fiddler, do you know?

189
00:21:32,780 --> 00:21:35,060
No, Fiddler isn't needed!
You tell me!

190
00:21:35,890 --> 00:21:37,420
- Er... mm...
- OK, forget it.

191
00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:43,990
Tell me your planet’s
core density.
Think.

192
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:47,120
Density?
No, I can't remember...

193
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,070
Well, fine.

194
00:21:50,140 --> 00:21:54,340
The names of the planets in your galaxy.
Which ones do you know?
Think.

195
00:21:56,290 --> 00:21:59,660
Jupiter, Mars, Venus…

196
00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:03,680
Where is my Divinating Crystal?!
It was right there!!!

197
00:22:03,710 --> 00:22:05,890
Fiddler! Put it back!

198
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,060
Sorry...
As it was laying there...

199
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,840
...I thought it was a useless
piece of glass...

200
00:22:12,260 --> 00:22:14,210
Stupid cow.

201
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:19,530
Enough. Stop rattling your brains,
you bonehead.

202
00:22:20,710 --> 00:22:23,790
Here's your planet number:
013 in the Tenture.

203
00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:25,860
On the left of Ursa Major.

204
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:28,820
Do you want to talk with the Earth?
It'll cost you another chatl.

205
00:22:29,470 --> 00:22:30,190
Pardon... what??

206
00:22:30,230 --> 00:22:32,360
Think of your phone number!

207
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,270
And tell them about the matches.

208
00:22:48,690 --> 00:22:51,520
"...Hallo! Hallo!
Can you hear me?"

209
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,360
Come on, earthling,
speak into this device!

210
00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:55,840
Hallo!

211
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,330
"Hallo!
I'm listening, go ahead!"

212
00:23:00,510 --> 00:23:02,010
"Hallo!"

213
00:23:02,050 --> 00:23:03,470
Speak! Time is money!

214
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,890
Hallo! Lucy!

215
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:06,800
"Vova!"

216
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,730
Can you hear me?
It's me!

217
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,330
"Vova, where are you?"

218
00:23:11,870 --> 00:23:13,960
Well, I'm here...
How are you?

219
00:23:14,230 --> 00:23:14,840
"Vova, you..."

220
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,090
How's Cyril?

221
00:23:16,130 --> 00:23:18,550
"Where are you, Vo...
Where are you, Vova?"

222
00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:20,340
I'm here, in some place,

223
00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:22,100
I'll explain everything later.

224
00:23:22,130 --> 00:23:24,230
How's mum feeling?

225
00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:26,140
Have you been to see her?

226
00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:30,320
"Yes I have been...
I asked you
where have YOU been!"

227
00:23:31,970 --> 00:23:37,360
Listen, wife of Patsak!
Stop pissin' about!
Go buy two big crates of ketse!

228
00:23:37,390 --> 00:23:38,660
Or we'll find for him some better...!

229
00:23:38,690 --> 00:23:41,850
Sod off, Wef!..
Lucy! Lucy...

230
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,700
Lucy. My dear...

231
00:23:47,350 --> 00:23:49,890
Lucy... Lucy!

232
00:23:50,370 --> 00:23:54,170
Take the phone, right now,
and call Victor Manokhin...

233
00:23:54,210 --> 00:23:57,760
...tell him that the keys
for the plumbing store
are in my office,

234
00:23:58,110 --> 00:24:00,540
under the thingy...
under the cabinet,
lying on the floor.

235
00:24:00,570 --> 00:24:02,190
Did you get all that?

236
00:24:02,220 --> 00:24:03,850
"Oh yes, I got it..."

237
00:24:06,690 --> 00:24:10,120
Would you like to dial Batumi?
3-47-57, please.

238
00:24:10,150 --> 00:24:12,370
Tell them to fetch Alik.

239
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:16,030
No way.
Get lost you bloody thief.

240
00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:44,480
- Weeh... eeh...
- Is something wrong?

241
00:24:48,090 --> 00:24:51,590
Everything’s fine,
but the Earth is rather far way.

242
00:24:51,630 --> 00:24:54,300
We'll have to warm up
for 7 minutes
instead of 5.

243
00:24:54,330 --> 00:24:57,190
So let's go and prepare
the tsapa for the gravitsapa.

244
00:24:58,020 --> 00:25:01,160
Astronauts!
Which one is the tsapa?

245
00:25:06,770 --> 00:25:08,960
Yeah! Everything is rusty here!

246
00:25:09,530 --> 00:25:11,740
And it's the most rusty one.

247
00:25:18,130 --> 00:25:20,200
What are you doing,
are you nuts?!

248
00:25:20,790 --> 00:25:27,350
Oh, mama-mama.
Lucy and Manokhin arrived, wow!..

249
00:25:35,570 --> 00:25:36,820
Uncle Vova!

250
00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:40,600
The match was in the cap!

251
00:25:41,670 --> 00:25:43,440
Strange...
Why would they leave?

252
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,100
Why strange?!
They've got a match
to buy a gravitsapa,

253
00:25:46,130 --> 00:25:48,100
and they know
the tenture of the Earth!

254
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:54,440
Comrade ecilop! Comrade ecilop!

255
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,810
They stole from us!

256
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,880
Arrest them! Koo!

257
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:05,850
Arrest them!

258
00:26:06,330 --> 00:26:07,880
40 chatls.

259
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,580
We've got no chatls.
Everything is with the tour guide.

260
00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:12,580
And the violin they have
isn't really theirs!

261
00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:14,550
And when they were
in front of a video of PJ,

262
00:26:14,580 --> 00:26:15,930
they didn't koo-koo!

263
00:26:15,970 --> 00:26:17,440
Why are you staring at me?

264
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,920
Why are you staring at me?

265
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,290
If your bosses find out
that you knew and did nothing,

266
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,840
you'll be bloody tranklucated!
Get it?

267
00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:28,230
I didn't do nothing!

268
00:26:28,270 --> 00:26:30,750
I pressed the kappa at once!

269
00:26:30,780 --> 00:26:32,750
Fiddler is a witness.

270
00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:34,020
All patrols!

271
00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:36,430
Bring a wheeled deathtrap here!
Koo!

272
00:26:40,690 --> 00:26:42,700
There's nothing in there.

273
00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:44,760
Open it.

274
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,720
Show me.

275
00:26:59,550 --> 00:27:01,320
It's vinegar.

276
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,320
That's none of your business.

277
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,490
The Patsak will be tranklucated.

278
00:27:17,530 --> 00:27:20,230
The Chatlanian gets ecikh for life...
with nails.

279
00:27:27,110 --> 00:27:31,190
Oh, brothers, brothers!
Fellow Patsaks!

280
00:27:31,540 --> 00:27:35,050
Tell them the truth
about my squats,

281
00:27:35,090 --> 00:27:39,470
about the Chatlanian
pressing the kappa!

282
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:40,490
Shut up, you bastard!

283
00:27:40,530 --> 00:27:41,270
Uncle Vova, please...

284
00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:42,430
Shut up! Parasite!

285
00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:43,550
You shut up!

286
00:27:44,730 --> 00:27:47,980
Vova, my friend!
Gedevan Alexandrovich!

287
00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:49,420
Don't listen to him!

288
00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:51,470
Tell them it was him!

289
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:53,190
He was the one
who didn't squat!
Not me!

290
00:27:53,220 --> 00:27:53,500
Bullshit!

291
00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:54,820
Tell them, and I'll give
the pepelats to you!

292
00:27:54,860 --> 00:27:58,510
Uncle Vova!
The pepelats is mine!
Mine!

293
00:27:58,540 --> 00:28:01,470
Quiet! Calm down!

294
00:28:02,470 --> 00:28:04,190
...Let me think.

295
00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:07,160
Yes, I remember now.
Nobody insulted any authority...

296
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,330
We all were squattin'
and squattin', like monkeys.

297
00:28:10,220 --> 00:28:11,990
You see, Your Honour?
I was wrong. Mixed up.

298
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,310
And it was ME who brought
the ketse here. Not them.

299
00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:19,680
What ketse?

300
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,460
The match you took from the cap.

301
00:28:23,050 --> 00:28:25,440
There was no ketse!
There was none!

302
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,400
Uncle Vova,
what's the matter with you?!
What are you saying?!

303
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,330
Sorry, I forgot.
There was no ketse.

304
00:28:32,630 --> 00:28:34,230
Never.

305
00:28:35,890 --> 00:28:38,840
Life imprisonment for both
in ecikh WITHOUT nails.

306
00:28:38,870 --> 00:28:40,460
Till bail payment.

307
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:44,340
The bail is 500 chatls,
250 apiece.

308
00:28:45,410 --> 00:28:46,710
(Wef & Bee: )
Thank you!!

309
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,430
Patsak! Glue the violin
and sing the song!

310
00:28:50,670 --> 00:28:52,050
Fiddler! You work the bandura!
Tam ta da dam...

311
00:28:52,090 --> 00:28:56,170
Friends! That was a joke
with the match!
We just wanted to amuse you!

312
00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:00,310
See you!

313
00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:07,170
(Wef sings: ) On the river,
on the river, on yonder bank...
Mary was koo her beautiful wuu...

314
00:29:17,870 --> 00:29:19,940
(Gedevan's letter: )
"Hello, earthling!"

315
00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:24,140
"I knew, one day your explorations
would carry you to this planet."

316
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,410
"Greetings from
Vladimir Nikolaevich Mashkov..."

317
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,370
"...builder from Moscow..."

318
00:29:32,410 --> 00:29:35,320
"...and Gedevan Alexidze from Batumi."

319
00:29:36,150 --> 00:29:39,520
"We two were the first to set foot
onto this wretched sand..."

320
00:29:39,550 --> 00:29:41,000
"...in this backyard of the Universe."

321
00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:44,070
The glue I have is like water!

322
00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:45,890
Brother Patsak,
gimme more of your ruberoid
to glue this thing.

323
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000
OK, tell him to give me
something more fot that.

324
00:29:59,090 --> 00:30:01,890
(Gedevan's letter: )
"Maybe at that time..."

325
00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:05,900
"...some people who knew me
are still alive."

326
00:30:06,550 --> 00:30:08,910
"Please tell them, that I didn't
steal a violin..."

327
00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:11,630
There! Good as new!

328
00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:19,560
There's a little bit left.

329
00:30:20,980 --> 00:30:23,520
Yeah, this sort of thing
can happen... sometimes.

330
00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:38,260
Is it nutritious?

331
00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:44,160
Earthlings! You shouldn't
have pressed it like that!
I could hardly find you.

332
00:30:44,190 --> 00:30:46,580
It's good that there is
a dial memory.

333
00:30:46,820 --> 00:30:48,950
Here's your sock back,
thank you.

334
00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:51,780
If you wish, I can return you
to the Earth.

335
00:30:51,820 --> 00:30:54,270
I found out your planet number
in the Tenture.

336
00:30:54,740 --> 00:30:59,060
But hurry!
One second here
is half a year there.

337
00:30:59,470 --> 00:31:00,860
Then I have a proposition...

338
00:31:00,890 --> 00:31:02,250
We transfer to the Earth now,

339
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,280
procure some matches,

340
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,800
shoot back here and sell them,

341
00:31:04,830 --> 00:31:06,890
bail out our friends.

342
00:31:06,930 --> 00:31:08,610
Then we go to Moscow,
and you go home.

343
00:31:08,650 --> 00:31:10,300
I can't do that.
I only have 3 charges.

344
00:31:10,330 --> 00:31:11,740
Well that's OK.

345
00:31:11,780 --> 00:31:15,620
Enough to go there,
here and back again.

346
00:31:15,650 --> 00:31:17,510
And what about me?

347
00:31:18,580 --> 00:31:19,940
Listen, friend...

348
00:31:29,690 --> 00:31:31,070
- So, make up your mind!
Yes or no?

349
00:31:31,110 --> 00:31:33,650
I’m counting to three...
One... Two...

350
00:31:33,690 --> 00:31:35,680
Wait a minute.
Try to understand me.

351
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,680
It's my fault they are in prison.

352
00:31:38,210 --> 00:31:41,170
Ha! And my little son
has a beard like this by now!

353
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,060
Two and a half!

354
00:31:43,090 --> 00:31:44,790
Earthling! Last chance!
Two and a half!

355
00:31:44,830 --> 00:31:46,490
I... I can't do this.

356
00:31:47,910 --> 00:31:49,450
Three.

357
00:32:07,310 --> 00:32:09,140
Oh! Who needs all this stuff?!

358
00:32:09,790 --> 00:32:13,520
Tsak-schmak! All this crap!
We’ll never...

359
00:32:24,990 --> 00:32:27,290
Where did you get this from?
Huh?

360
00:32:29,420 --> 00:32:31,670
It was just laying around,
in the planetarium, on a shelf...

361
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:36,340
Dear Fiddler!
You kleptomaniac!

362
00:32:36,930 --> 00:32:38,770
It seems like you swiped...
a gravitsapa for us!

363
00:33:26,910 --> 00:33:28,920
Patsaks! Patsaks!

364
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,470
Why are you singing here
on your feet?

365
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:34,480
You’re allowed to sing on your feet
only over there. Not here.

366
00:33:35,420 --> 00:33:37,550
But the ecilop didn’t
let us sing there!

367
00:33:37,910 --> 00:33:40,040
Not my problem. If you sing here,
you may only kneel.

368
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,110
Doesn’t matter...
we’ll stand a while.

369
00:33:43,140 --> 00:33:45,180
You've still got to pay us.

370
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,440
Alright, Patsak, come on...

371
00:33:53,580 --> 00:33:55,590
Be good. Behave yourself.

372
00:34:32,140 --> 00:34:37,040
“Strangers in the koo…”
Uncle Vova, your coat is coming,
wearing my hat.

373
00:34:38,290 --> 00:34:39,760
Hi!

374
00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:43,310
How are things?

375
00:34:46,030 --> 00:34:49,400
What’s new... on Pluke?

376
00:34:53,540 --> 00:34:55,440
Sing!

377
00:34:59,810 --> 00:35:01,820
We seem to be
in bad voice today.

378
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:05,020
Sing!

379
00:36:12,550 --> 00:36:16,630
Vladimir Nikolaevich,
I can't stand this any longer...

380
00:36:16,870 --> 00:36:18,820
Easy, Fiddler.

381
00:36:21,310 --> 00:36:22,900
How much is this?

382
00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:24,340
One hundred.

383
00:36:24,380 --> 00:36:26,510
Seems like we've sung enough.

384
00:36:28,580 --> 00:36:30,000
How much is this one?

385
00:36:30,030 --> 00:36:31,770
50.

386
00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:38,400
Ecilop!

387
00:36:47,210 --> 00:36:48,980
Patsaks!

388
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,580
Why aren't you wearing muzzles?

389
00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:53,830
Turn around!

390
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:59,450
New orders from Mr PJ!
All Patsaks must now
wear muzzles...

391
00:37:00,340 --> 00:37:01,950
...and be glad.

392
00:37:01,990 --> 00:37:05,900
So, this is for me,
and this is for you.

393
00:37:07,490 --> 00:37:09,340
And this is for you.

394
00:37:09,380 --> 00:37:13,230
Why aren't you glad?
Answer me!

395
00:37:17,010 --> 00:37:19,670
Dare to point your gun,
Chatlanian!

396
00:37:24,050 --> 00:37:25,350
Put the muzzle on! Now!

397
00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:27,110
Yes, sir.

398
00:37:27,150 --> 00:37:28,840
- And be glad!
- I’m glad. Ho ho.

399
00:37:30,970 --> 00:37:33,450
Oh look, PJ is here!

400
00:37:34,580 --> 00:37:35,460
Where?

401
00:37:41,140 --> 00:37:42,920
Aaah...
- Get up!

402
00:37:44,870 --> 00:37:46,520
Get up!

403
00:37:47,590 --> 00:37:49,300
Open your mouth!

404
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,370
Open it wider!

405
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,630
Fiddler, a gag!

406
00:37:57,050 --> 00:37:58,880
Quick!

407
00:38:02,670 --> 00:38:04,740
These people...
Turn around!

408
00:38:06,630 --> 00:38:08,110
Nose!

409
00:38:10,420 --> 00:38:12,500
Give me the money back!

410
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:16,920
OK, hold these... like that!

411
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,590
Take this off!

412
00:38:24,310 --> 00:38:27,060
If you think it’s not
a friggin’ tranklucator,

413
00:38:27,090 --> 00:38:29,810
it'll be the last thought
in your Chatlanian head!

414
00:38:30,580 --> 00:38:33,950
Use the shortest route!
To the ecikh... march!

415
00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:37,560
Everybody down!
For half an hour!

416
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,060
Move!

417
00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:45,370
Move!

418
00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:47,910
Faster!

419
00:38:57,670 --> 00:38:59,560
Excuse me, granny...
- Kyoo!

420
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,210
That was... mama of Mr PJ...

421
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:40,360
Is it a video of PJ?

422
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,730
No sir... HIMSELF!

423
00:39:44,030 --> 00:39:47,110
Everyone get in the slop… now!

424
00:39:58,820 --> 00:40:00,770
Koo! Open the door!

425
00:40:03,550 --> 00:40:07,390
Stay there for 24 hours!
Koo, or not koo?!
- Koo...

426
00:40:33,940 --> 00:40:35,720
Here it is...

427
00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:42,990
Which number?

428
00:40:43,020 --> 00:40:44,290
The last one.

429
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,980
Hello...

430
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,240
- Hey, Chatlanian! Sing!
- Wuu...

431
00:41:19,420 --> 00:41:21,730
Fiddler, stop it.

432
00:41:24,090 --> 00:41:26,400
Wheel out the last but one.

433
00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:39,530
- Kyoo!
- Scat!

434
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,510
Hello, Gedevan Alexandrovich.

435
00:41:58,390 --> 00:41:59,690
Gamardzhoba!
(‘Hi!’ in Georgian)

436
00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:03,780
Get out of the ecikh.

437
00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:06,870
No way.

438
00:42:06,910 --> 00:42:08,620
They'll catch us again.

439
00:42:13,590 --> 00:42:15,370
Hey! We have a gravitsapa.

440
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,870
- Koo!
- Koo, uncle Vova!

441
00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:40,320
Well, koo...
Cut it.

442
00:42:41,620 --> 00:42:43,100
Right here.

443
00:42:50,730 --> 00:42:52,860
All together now!

444
00:43:02,260 --> 00:43:05,570
Uncle Vova!
Help me roll the ecikh out!

445
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,410
Leave it!

446
00:43:08,830 --> 00:43:10,440
Vladimir Nikolaevich!
Humankind worked hard
for thousands of years...

447
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:14,450
...just to get a single stone
from the moon!

448
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,640
And here we have a real alien,
and an ecikh...

449
00:43:17,670 --> 00:43:19,950
…made of unknown metal!

450
00:43:20,950 --> 00:43:23,320
I said, leave it!

451
00:43:42,710 --> 00:43:44,090
Tsapa.

452
00:43:44,130 --> 00:43:46,130
Yes sir! Tsapa!

453
00:43:47,390 --> 00:43:49,100
Tsapa!!!
Twirl the tsapa!

454
00:43:49,130 --> 00:43:51,100
I did!

455
00:43:55,250 --> 00:43:56,460
Koo!
Are we flying?

456
00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:57,640
She’s warming up!

457
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:01,340
Brothers! Be quick!
Soon, they will come
to their senses!

458
00:44:01,370 --> 00:44:03,060
Don't interfere.

459
00:44:24,940 --> 00:44:26,770
She's landed.

460
00:44:27,130 --> 00:44:29,080
Landed where?

461
00:44:31,090 --> 00:44:32,920
Hanoud.

462
00:44:34,340 --> 00:44:36,310
And what's Hanoud?

463
00:44:36,350 --> 00:44:38,780
The planet where I was born.

464
00:44:38,810 --> 00:44:40,140
And so was I.

465
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:43,760
It’s night.

466
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,050
Now it's always night here.

467
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,530
Time to put this on.

468
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:48,260
What for?

469
00:44:48,300 --> 00:44:50,550
There's no bloody air here.

470
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:52,990
But how do they live here?

471
00:44:53,030 --> 00:44:55,450
Nobody's lived here for years.

472
00:44:56,050 --> 00:45:01,070
The Plukanians completely
tranklucated Hanoud
while we were on tour.

473
00:45:01,100 --> 00:45:02,390
Why?

474
00:45:02,430 --> 00:45:04,560
Because we didn't have time
to do them first.

475
00:45:04,590 --> 00:45:06,520
And why did you want
to do them?

476
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,880
So they’d stop hanging
over our heads.

477
00:45:10,180 --> 00:45:11,180
Oh! Did everybody perish?

478
00:45:11,210 --> 00:45:12,780
Of course.

479
00:45:13,850 --> 00:45:16,090
Vova, I've a proposition.

480
00:45:16,510 --> 00:45:18,930
This planet, Hanoud,
now costs kopecks.

481
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,310
63 chatls.

482
00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:22,890
We’ll tour the galaxy for a month
singing ‘Mama, Mama’…

483
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,850
…and the planet is ours!

484
00:45:24,890 --> 00:45:27,090
Another month –
and we’ll be able to buy air.

485
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,050
93 chatls.

486
00:45:29,090 --> 00:45:32,470
People lacking air
will rush straight here…

487
00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,030
The air belongs to us!
You see?

488
00:45:34,070 --> 00:45:37,380
They'll crawl before us,
and we'll spit on them.

489
00:45:37,410 --> 00:45:39,080
What for?

490
00:45:39,110 --> 00:45:40,700
For fun!

491
00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:42,740
Where's the fun in that?

492
00:45:43,770 --> 00:45:45,150
Too young to understand!

493
00:45:45,190 --> 00:45:49,210
Half of the planet could be yours,
the other half ours. OK?

494
00:45:50,980 --> 00:45:53,170
Oh yeah,
this is very tempting...

495
00:45:54,590 --> 00:45:56,900
…but we need to go back
to Earth, guys.

496
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:00,680
Let’s move! The supermarket
closes in half an hour.

497
00:46:04,530 --> 00:46:07,070
Vova, quit messin’ around...

498
00:46:10,090 --> 00:46:12,220
Just look.

499
00:46:14,990 --> 00:46:16,590
We're here.

500
00:46:17,300 --> 00:46:18,900
Earth is there.

501
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:20,900
And there's Alpha.

502
00:46:21,150 --> 00:46:24,280
On Alpha they turn us
into cactuses.

503
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,940
Earth is in the Anti-Tenture,
my friend.

504
00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:30,780
And there's no way
that we can reach it,
got it?

505
00:46:31,790 --> 00:46:33,050
What?!

506
00:46:33,090 --> 00:46:36,700
That’s how it is.
I've had bad luck all my life.

507
00:46:37,230 --> 00:46:40,480
A pepelats can’t get to Earth!

508
00:46:40,510 --> 00:46:42,260
So, Vova, quit arguin'!

509
00:46:42,290 --> 00:46:43,870
Right?!

510
00:46:43,910 --> 00:46:46,100
Let's go and decide
how we will divide the planet.

511
00:46:56,860 --> 00:46:59,590
Did you learn about this
in the planetarium?

512
00:46:59,620 --> 00:47:01,590
Yes, my friend.

513
00:47:01,890 --> 00:47:04,140
That’s why you stole the match?

514
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,700
Of course.

515
00:47:06,740 --> 00:47:09,280
They're lying, Uncle Vova.

516
00:47:10,820 --> 00:47:12,650
Don't believe them.

517
00:47:14,370 --> 00:47:17,680
Get us to Earth, that's all!

518
00:47:18,450 --> 00:47:21,290
No, Gedevan, they're not lying.

519
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:27,260
They'd crawl across the whole universe
for a chance to get some matches...

520
00:47:44,650 --> 00:47:48,110
Vova!
You shouldn't joke like that...

521
00:47:48,140 --> 00:47:51,570
This air has only 2% oxygen
of normal.

522
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,570
Gedevan... Don't do this.

523
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,940
You're so young. Live!

524
00:49:00,970 --> 00:49:03,720
Maybe things will change...

525
00:49:04,430 --> 00:49:09,390
Fiddler isn't needed, Uncle Vova.

526
00:49:23,590 --> 00:49:26,430
Hey, Patsak!

527
00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:35,120
You’re going to croak anyway...

528
00:49:35,830 --> 00:49:38,450
Tell me the truth for once
in your life.
Why didn't you go home...

529
00:49:38,490 --> 00:49:42,040
...with that transferring jerk
while you could?

530
00:49:43,990 --> 00:49:45,650
What did you want?

531
00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:52,510
Crimson Pants?
PJ's bathhouse?
Tell me!

532
00:50:00,130 --> 00:50:04,330
Gedevan-niko, shvilo
‘my son’ in Georgian)...
Vova doesn’t confess...

533
00:50:04,750 --> 00:50:06,050
You probably know his reasons...
Tell me please!!
You can trust me.

534
00:50:07,590 --> 00:50:10,600
We’re of the same blood.
I have a Georgian mother.
Had.

535
00:50:10,650 --> 00:50:21,020
(Wef & Gedevan
both speak Georgian)

536
00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:26,060
Нe says his mother
is a local Georgian.
Was.

537
00:50:26,100 --> 00:50:31,060
Wef! I don’t care!
I’ll koo them to Alpha!

538
00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:36,740
- What?! Kyoo...
- And you, lousy Chatlanian,
put on the tsak!

539
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,760
And SIT DOWN when you talk
to a Patsak!

540
00:50:39,790 --> 00:50:42,600
Hanoud is a Patsak planet,
my friend!

541
00:50:45,970 --> 00:50:47,500
...Say it again, Vova.

542
00:50:48,510 --> 00:50:54,840
OK, OK. You will eject us
on Alpha, and try to brake
in its orbit, and then...

543
00:50:54,870 --> 00:50:56,140
Like hell! You won't be able
to brake there!

544
00:50:56,170 --> 00:50:58,330
Don't interrupt...

545
00:51:00,220 --> 00:51:01,700
Go on, my friend.

546
00:51:02,530 --> 00:51:06,450
Grr... On Alpha, while they
transfer us to the Earth,

547
00:51:06,490 --> 00:51:09,800
we must hold on to the bottom
of the transfer machine...

548
00:51:09,830 --> 00:51:11,800
...and the gadget will transfer
with us, in our hands.

549
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:16,840
On Earth we'll buy you
4 big crates of matches.

550
00:51:18,910 --> 00:51:20,440
Go on, my friend.

551
00:51:20,980 --> 00:51:23,460
OK, may I stop
repeating this litany?
I’ll do all that, I promise.

552
00:51:24,110 --> 00:51:24,910
Now, let's go!

553
00:51:24,940 --> 00:51:25,670
If we're still going to...

554
00:51:25,710 --> 00:51:28,370
Because of you I'll be a cactus
in a pot forever!

555
00:51:32,150 --> 00:51:35,290
And you don’t even want repeat
such a nice thing once again,
don't you?!

556
00:51:39,130 --> 00:51:41,730
Oh shit… Brothers!
My dear, good friends...

557
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,330
Let's fly, it's really time!
Or at least close this door...

558
00:51:46,110 --> 00:51:48,360
I can't stand the sight of you
any longer,

559
00:51:49,300 --> 00:51:51,260
it makes me sick.

560
00:51:56,700 --> 00:51:58,120
Farewell, my friend.

561
00:52:05,630 --> 00:52:06,630
...And we’re flying.

562
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:12,390
Brake! Brake! Brake!

563
00:52:12,430 --> 00:52:16,390
How can I brake?!
You’ve drunk all our brake fluid!

564
00:52:16,420 --> 00:52:18,390
Alcoholic!

565
00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:20,410
Poor old man, he’s poisoned now.

566
00:52:21,060 --> 00:52:22,540
Turn off your antlers!

567
00:52:22,570 --> 00:52:24,010
They can’t be turned off.

568
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,660
Take them off then!

569
00:52:25,690 --> 00:52:27,270
No! They're fragile.

570
00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:31,060
I think we’ve landed.

571
00:52:35,140 --> 00:52:35,850
That’s how it was the last time.

572
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:36,560
Aha...
Put on your gas mask.

573
00:52:36,730 --> 00:52:37,640
What about tsak?

574
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,680
No, they’ll have to do without.

575
00:52:45,070 --> 00:52:47,020
Earth!

576
00:53:10,740 --> 00:53:16,650
(Wef sings: )
On the river, on the river,
on yonder bank...

577
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:24,580
No... this isn’t Earth.

578
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:31,320
Hello!

579
00:53:33,030 --> 00:53:35,520
We're Patsaks
from the planet Earth.

580
00:53:35,550 --> 00:53:37,070
And you?

581
00:53:37,110 --> 00:53:39,070
This is the planet Alpha.

582
00:53:39,110 --> 00:53:41,800
Report your co-ordinates
to Ms Dekont,

583
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:44,090
and she will transfer you
to your starting point.

584
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,220
Have a nice day.

585
00:53:48,290 --> 00:53:50,830
Your planet number,
if you'd be so good.

586
00:53:51,540 --> 00:53:54,030
013 in the Tenture.

587
00:53:57,750 --> 00:53:59,490
It’s somewhere here...

588
00:53:59,530 --> 00:54:00,890
Er... about this sector...

589
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:01,670
There.

590
00:54:01,710 --> 00:54:03,670
To the left of Ursa Major.

591
00:54:03,710 --> 00:54:07,630
This is not necessary.
Would you please,
hold your hands.

592
00:54:07,660 --> 00:54:10,640
Young lady, what are you
going to do with these?

593
00:54:10,670 --> 00:54:12,710
They will be placed
into the additional room
of the 1st Greenhouse.

594
00:54:12,740 --> 00:54:13,650
Earthlings, would you please...

595
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:14,510
Miss...

596
00:54:14,550 --> 00:54:15,390
...hold your hands!

597
00:54:15,430 --> 00:54:17,860
Do you really turn people
into cacti?

598
00:54:17,890 --> 00:54:18,940
Only Plukanians.

599
00:54:18,980 --> 00:54:20,980
Oh, but they're not Plukanians.
They're Hanoudians.

600
00:54:21,170 --> 00:54:25,780
This is irrelevant.
Please put on your breathing masks.

601
00:54:26,490 --> 00:54:28,980
Why? You have nice air.

602
00:54:29,010 --> 00:54:30,650
That is precisely why.

603
00:54:30,690 --> 00:54:32,250
Bah! For cryin' out loud!

604
00:54:32,290 --> 00:54:35,250
OK, Gedevan.
Calm down. Put it on.

605
00:54:37,970 --> 00:54:39,860
In the name of our planet,

606
00:54:42,220 --> 00:54:44,470
I'm asking you to let them go.

607
00:54:48,980 --> 00:54:52,100
Who decides their fate?

608
00:54:52,130 --> 00:54:54,760
Abradox. But...

609
00:54:56,420 --> 00:54:57,800
Take us to him.

610
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:02,510
Otherwise I'll take off my mask
and start breathing.

611
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:10,200
You shouldn't worry.
Our greenhouses are
very comfortable.

612
00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:13,450
Blossoming... micro-climate...
serenity.

613
00:55:13,980 --> 00:55:16,050
One should envy them.

614
00:55:16,940 --> 00:55:20,010
Then my dear,
why do you frolic around,
here on the grass...

615
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,810
...instead of sitting there
in a plant pot?

616
00:55:21,850 --> 00:55:23,640
Please watch your step.

617
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,680
You've already squashed
three plants.

618
00:55:25,930 --> 00:55:27,470
Friend!

619
00:55:28,650 --> 00:55:30,420
We want to ask you something...

620
00:55:30,450 --> 00:55:33,970
No need to continue. NO.

621
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:39,880
Our proximity to the
Kin-Dza-Dza galaxy
is our greatest problem.

622
00:55:39,910 --> 00:55:42,490
These people are plagued
by yearnings and desires...

623
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:44,380
Vile desires!

624
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:50,650
To continue their lives
in the form of plants
is a blessing for them.

625
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:52,600
And for everyone else.

626
00:55:53,130 --> 00:55:58,280
Can we send for them and
ask them what is
a blessing for them and what is not?

627
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:04,370
Well if we were to give them
the possibility to make
any DECISIONS, then...

628
00:56:05,730 --> 00:56:08,680
Hey, girlie! Are you Alphians
the most wise apples here?!

629
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,360
Somebody told you that,
or was it your own guess, eh?

630
00:56:13,390 --> 00:56:15,660
Stop it please.
Let’s not waste time.

631
00:56:16,310 --> 00:56:19,410
You are creatures
from the Anti-Tenture,

632
00:56:19,450 --> 00:56:25,720
That means I have an obligation
to transfer you to your starting point.

633
00:56:26,070 --> 00:56:31,690
Or to send you back in time,
to the moment when you made
your fateful decision.

634
00:56:32,340 --> 00:56:34,050
Choose.

635
00:56:34,290 --> 00:56:37,130
Pardon? I didn’t get it.
To what time?

636
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,090
I can send you to the past...
back to Pluke.

637
00:56:52,210 --> 00:56:57,710
Friend, I have a proposition:
you transfer one man on Earth...

638
00:56:58,710 --> 00:56:59,710
...and you return another man
to the past…

639
00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:05,520
Vladimir Nikolaevich,
I won't allow you on Pluke alone.

640
00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:13,090
Listen, nunky, set it for the past.

641
00:57:24,140 --> 00:57:27,160
How long was I glueing the violin?
About 50 minutes?

642
00:57:28,050 --> 00:57:29,820
About 50.

643
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:37,210
Brother Patsak...
A guy with a sock will be here soon.

644
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:39,280
Tell him to meet us at the ecikh.

645
00:57:39,310 --> 00:57:40,230
Do you know where it is?

646
00:57:40,260 --> 00:57:41,430
Heck yeah.

647
00:57:41,470 --> 00:57:43,150
So, stay here to show him the way.

648
00:57:43,190 --> 00:57:45,430
OK, tell him to give me
something more for that.

649
00:57:45,460 --> 00:57:47,860
Everybody rests!
For half an hour!

650
00:57:51,410 --> 00:57:53,300
Thank you, my friends.

651
00:58:08,910 --> 00:58:11,160
Play, play, nasty boys.

652
00:58:23,460 --> 00:58:26,000
Fiddler! We don't have time!

653
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:30,140
You haven't transferred again,
you bastards.

654
00:58:30,170 --> 00:58:31,640
Yeah. Get out of the ecikh.

655
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:35,700
Like hell! It's better here
than on Alpha.

656
00:58:35,730 --> 00:58:38,070
Come on, drag them out.

657
00:58:44,870 --> 00:58:47,770
Hey, we'll get a transfer machine
in a minute!

658
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:53,380
Vladimir Nikolaevich!
You owe us 11 000 matchboxes,
as Fiddler has noted!

659
00:58:53,410 --> 00:58:55,450
11 020.

660
00:58:55,630 --> 00:59:01,010
I have a proposition, Vova.
We'll transfer together
right into the supermarket,

661
00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:03,040
and after we buy everything...

662
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:06,570
There is no 'after'.
We’re only going to Earth.

663
00:59:08,940 --> 00:59:10,360
Forever?

664
00:59:11,420 --> 00:59:13,260
Forever.

665
00:59:14,140 --> 00:59:18,700
Me on a planet where they don't
even know who has to squat
in front of whom?

666
00:59:18,870 --> 00:59:20,840
Rubbish.
Give me the gravitsapa
and do what you want.

667
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:24,140
Uncle Wef. Uncle Bee.
You'll be so welcome there...

668
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:29,220
No, Gedevan! When a society
has no colored pants
to differentiate class...

669
00:59:29,250 --> 00:59:32,080
...it’s a society without purpose.
And without a purpose...

670
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:35,020
Brothers. Enough with
the philosophy.

671
00:59:35,310 --> 00:59:37,210
The Transfer Machine Man
will appear right now.
Make up your mind.

672
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:39,000
Are you going with us?
Or not?

673
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:40,990
Just give us the gravitsapa!
Right?!

674
00:59:44,420 --> 00:59:46,020
Give it to them.

675
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:50,810
You’re wrong.

676
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:03,400
Well, let's say goodbye...

677
01:00:08,900 --> 01:00:11,090
I got used to you, you know.

678
01:00:12,930 --> 01:00:14,400
Me too.

679
01:00:32,970 --> 01:00:35,520
Well, take care.

680
01:00:36,050 --> 01:00:39,890
Friends, Patsaks!

681
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:45,450
Here's your sock back,
thank you. If you wish...

682
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:48,760
Friend!
What system is your gadget?

683
01:00:50,060 --> 01:00:52,310
Might I have a look?

684
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:56,810
Regular system.
You press a button and you’re home.

685
01:01:13,660 --> 01:01:14,730
Hi

686
01:01:15,020 --> 01:01:17,460
Hi - what's new?

687
01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:20,400
Manokhin's had pipes burst
at his building site.

688
01:01:56,830 --> 01:01:58,610
How's our A-student?

689
01:01:58,640 --> 01:01:59,860
He's out playing...

690
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:02,860
Vova, I forgot to buy bread.
Could you...?

691
01:02:04,870 --> 01:02:07,180
And get some macaroni, OK?

692
01:02:24,860 --> 01:02:26,240
Comrade...

693
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:28,230
How could I get to
the Old Arbat street?

694
01:02:28,260 --> 01:02:29,770
Turn right over there.

695
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:31,430
Thank you.

696
01:02:51,580 --> 01:02:53,600
Koo!!

697
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:56,090
...Fiddler?

698
01:02:59,810 --> 01:03:02,120
Uncle Vova?

699
01:03:08,030 --> 01:03:09,870
...Fiddler!

700
01:03:12,290 --> 01:03:14,420
Uncle Vova!

701
01:03:15,710 --> 01:03:20,100
(Wef and Bee are singing: )
Koo... Wuu...
Mama, mama, what shall I do?

702
01:03:20,220 --> 01:03:24,460
The End

703
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:27,820
Special Guest Star
Nina RUSLANOVA
as Galina Borisovna

704
01:03:27,860 --> 01:03:29,460
THE PLUKANIANS:

705
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:33,500
Ecilop on patrol: Valentin BUKIN
The Yellow Pants: V. FYODOROV
Charg (Brother Patsak): G. IVANOV

706
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,600
White Sectarian: Olesia IVANOVA
Black Sectarian: L. SOLODENKO
Bearded Sectarian: Y.VORONKOV

707
01:03:36,700 --> 01:03:38,700
Colossal Chatlanian Woman
Alexandra DOROKHINA

708
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:41,300
Mr PJ, the Plukanian ruler:
Nikolai GARO

709
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:42,910
Mr PJ's Personal Patsak:
Igor BOGOLYUBOV

710
01:03:43,010 --> 01:03:46,520
The Judge: Gennadi MATVEYEV
Secret Agent: Gennadi YALOVICH
Officer Tooik: Igor KAHN

711
01:03:46,620 --> 01:03:48,730
Mama of Mr PJ: Nina TER-OSIPIAN
Mr PJ's Guard #1: V. GOLUBENKO
Mr PJ's Guard #2: H. SCHWEIZ

712
01:03:48,780 --> 01:03:49,530
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